Honestly, folks, I don't think that mullet jokes are revolutionary. I don't even have to explain how stupid they are and there are plenty of other stupid haircuts to space out the time between your damn annoying mullet jokes...
We've heard most of the jokes before, i assure you, and the few that are left to make are not worth hearing. The only explanation that i can hope for is that people are under the impression that making these jokes can actually cut the mullet off into a fine looking hairstyle, but anyone with a sixth grade education should be able to tell you that there are only 3 things that are known to cut a mullet: (lasers are not yet included since they are still being tested)
1: Diamonds
2: Sharp Cheddar Cheese
