You know, I absolutely hate you. I also absolutely hate political jokes, but do you know what I hate even more than political jokes and you?

These stupid books:

So... not only do I hate all of these things but some ass-lord managed to put this together which pissed me off so much that i peed.. acid:

Seriously, talk about me getting annoyed. I couldn't breath for, like, three days after I saw it. However, seeing the photo did make me think, "I should write a book about how to do something that every last one of you already knows how to do perfectly, be idiots."

You'll be glad to know that I've already started the project and I'll finish when the first one of you grows a brain. Here is all I'll ever bother with: