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Cut Scene 1 - Sara Gets The Invite

Actress: I'm not leaving you because you're dying, Scott. I'm leaving you because you're already dead, inside where it counts. You use death as an excuse to stop living.

Actor: What do you expect me to do?

Actress: Give yourself permission to feel. It's love.

Actor: (coughs) But I'm dying.

A woman's voice interrupts the filming of the movie scene:

Jennifer: Why are you f*cking me?

Cameraman: Cut!

Jennifer: What, do you want this picture to fail you backstabbing cocksucker?

Cameraman: Jennifer, no one wants the picture to fail.

Jennifer: Then why am I seeing these actor's with all their clothes on? Where's Kate Winslet, where are my teenagers and tits? I mean how am I supposed to get any urban male in to see this piece of shit!

Cameraman: Jennifer, you know what I think all is said and done...

Jennifer: You're still the dumbest thing with a dick in this town.

Sara: Ms. Jensen?

Jennifer: See, even my assistant has more brains than you and she's a f*cking moron, what?

Sara: This just came for you. (hands her a bag)

Jennifer: (pulls a decorative metal box out of the bag) Gorgeous, what is it?

Sara: No idea.

Jennifer: Well where'd the damn thing come from?

Sara: A messenger just dropped it off, there was no return address.

Jennifer: And you didn't think to ask?

Sara: I was in the middle of...

Jennifer: Being utterly f*cking useless, what else is new?



Sara: Um, there's um, something on the side.

Jennifer: (turns over box and reads inscription) Rotate once to operate. (rotates handle)

Happy birthday tune chimes from the box.

Jennifer: What, it's not my f*cking birthday?

Box lid pops open revealing another handle & a warning inscription: Do Not Rotate Under Any Circumstances!

Sara: I wouldn't...

Jennifer: That's why you're making ten bucks an hour.

Jennifer rotates the handle, and bam! A small skeleton pops out and slices Jennifer's finger with a small blade.

Jennifer: Oh f*ck. (sucks on her thumb)

Sara can't help but smile.

Jennifer: You think that's funny, don't ya.

Sara: (Smiling) No, it's just that it said not to.

Jennifer: Well here's a better one: you're fired.

Sara: What?

Jennifer: And here's your goddamn severance pay. (hands her the box)

Sara: Can you take care of this? Thanks. (hands box to a worker)

Happy birthday chime still plays in the background, while Sara begins to walk off the movie set. She then turns around and curiously reaches into the garabage can and pulls off an invitation attatched to the box.

Sara: Hey, Ms. Jensen.

Jennifer: You're still f*cking here?

Sara: Just leaving. (mumbles to self) Thanks for the valuble party gift.

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Cut Scene 2 - Zombies

Sara and Eddie are running from the exploding floor and come to a dead end and the exploding floor follows them. Eddie jumps and grabs onto a chandelier.

Eddie: Sara!

Sara jumps and grabs onto Eddie as the floor under them splits and crumbles apart. Sara begins to slip.

Eddie: Sara hold on!

Sara: (Screaming) No! Oh god!

Sara slips and falls through the hole in the floor, and breaks through the floor below, screaming.

Eddie: Sara! Sara! I'm coming, hold on!

Sara gains consciousness and sees she has fallen into a dark underground chamber. The gigantic room is filled with ashes and dust.

Then the dark shadow slithers out of the wall and begins spreading all over the room, but Sara can't see it. She begins to feel around and finds her flashlight.

Then a slimy hand comes up out of the soot and grabs her.

Sara: Ahhh! Eddie! Help me!

Then numerous zombies begin to rise out of the soot, and begin attacking Sara.

Sara: Eddie help me! Help me! No, no stop! Oh my God!

Eddie: Sara, up here!

Eddie throws down a shirt to pull her out.

Eddie: Sara! Come on, grab it!

Sara: (Grabs hold of the shirt) Eddie! Please!

Eddie pulls her up to safety.

Eddie: It's okay, I gotcha.

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Cut Scene 3 - Epilogue

Car pulls up to the house.

Jennifer: Ugh. Oh my God this is it?

Realtor: Yeah it's what you'd call a fixer upper.

Jennifer: Why would I even want the f*cking thing?

Realtor: Well, whether you want it or not, it's yours. Those are the terms of the will.

Jennifer: I hated every goddamn relative of mine that ever lived. (gets out of the car) I mean I guess I could sell it.

Realtor: Well now do yourself a favor and check it out before you do anything, you never know.

Jennifer: (Walks towards the house) Aren't you coming in?

Realtor: Oh, I'll be right there.

Jennifer: (Walks up the steps, talking to self) Ugh, this place is disgusting. What, do they think I'm made outta money? This place is a friggen hospital. It's filthy. It's gonna take a fortune to fix this place up.

She opens the door and goes inside. We see the door slam shut and then hear a loud scream.



Then the realtor turns around and we see that he is actually Dr. Vannacutt.

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