California Slug with Gordy Ansleigh
TEAM SLUG'S TOP TEN REASONS TO RUN ULTRAS
10. Outside chance that you'll be mistaken for an athlete.
9. Being cold, hungry, and lost in the woods after dark can be very exciting.
8. Hey, Pasta and Motrin for breakfast.
7. Meet and hang out with some "interesting" people with unusual nicknames.
6. Dehydration-induced delirium is a better trip than any drug ever discovered by humans.
5. Black toenails are "cool".
4. Can amaze your physician with a resting pulse in the "low 30's".
3. Chronic joint pain makes stress fractures and periodic dementia seem mild.
2. Confirms friends and relatives accusations that you are a little "different".
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