WANTED:

Jesus Christ
Notorious Leader of an Underground Liberation Movement
Aliases: The Messiah, the Son of God, King of Kings, Prince of Peace
Wanted for:
Practising winemaking, food distribution and medicine without a license
Interfering with businessmen in the Temple
Associating with unknown criminals, radicals, subversives, prostitutes and street dwellers
Claiming the authority to make people into God's children
Appearance:
Typical hippie type:
long hair
beard
robe
sandals
Beware:
This man is extremely dangerous! His inflammatory message is particularly dangerous to young people who have not yet been taught to ignore him. He changes people and claims to set them free!
WARNING: He Is Still At Large!
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