The Real Mystery Machine Stats: 
Circa Late 1960's

Jack's Mystery Machine Stats: 1978 GMC Full Size (Chopped!) 

Engine Size: 6 Cylinder

Engine Size: Chevy LS-9 350 4bbl.

Weight: 2.6 Tons

Weight: 2.0 Tons

Height: 6'2''

Height: 91"

Width: 6'1"

Width: 6'6"

Length: 14'2"

Length: 12'6"

Range: 300 Miles

Range: 250 miles

Mileage:15 City / 18 Hwy mpg

Mileage:10 City / 15 Hwy mpg

Max Speed: 60 mph.

Max Speed: 65 mph

Max amount of Passengers: 6

Max amount of Passengers: 5

With the front of a VW bus, the body of a Citroen Camionette, the rear of a Chevrolet van, the Mystery Machine is a unique vehicle well suited for the transient lifestyle of our hapless investigators. It has two racks on the roof to carry oversized items, a removable couch-like back seat that can fit three people, and a large enough workspace in the back to carry Velma's radar device. Its funky flower design is sure to garner attention and help reduce the stress on those cold dark nights during an investigation.
The Mystery Machine was bought by Daphne's money, fixed up by Fred, equipped by Velma, and decorated by Shaggy and Scooby. For this reason, your whole gang sees the Mystery Machine as being an essential part of Mystery Inc's lifestyle and work. Its a haven from the elements (natural and supernatural) and a mode of travel. Without the Mystery Machine, you would be not only stranded physically, but its likely that your investigations would suffer from the lack of the resources which you have carefully packed inside the van. (Whether it be that map of the North Carolina coast hidden in the glove compartment or that box of Scooby Snacks under the driver's seat.) As long as the van exists, your business of Mystery Inc has the best office in the world of ghosthunting.... a mobile one.
While the Mystery Machine is a valuable tool, its also a somewhat unreliable one. Here are some stats to use for the "Machine."

Flat tire: 10%

Flat tire on a deserted country road: 30%

Overheated radiator: 10%

Overheated radiator near a haunted 
house: 23%

Headlights problems: 5%

Headlight problems while traveling
 through fog: 29%

Steering problems: 3%

Steering problems when Daphne is 
driving: 65%

Brakes failing: 8%

Drive away with a zoom in the nick 
of time: 80%

With a Chevy Front end and the shortened body of a full size GMC Window Van (Notice the windows and the sliding door are gone) my Mystery Machine is a unique vehicle well suited for the transient lifestyle of our hapless amateur bodybuilder. It will have a full eating facility (Ramburgers included) when completed, with a custom made folding table, TV, VCR, back seat that can fit three people, and absolutely no extra room to do anything else. Its funky flower design is sure to garner attention and help reduce the stress on those warm summer dark nights during a sojourn.
The Mystery Machine was bought with Jack's money, Built By Hank Bagrowski, finished by Jack & Friends, equipped by Jack & Jack Jr., and decorated by Hank. For this reason, the whole Daniels family (Except for Tia Daniels who is a very embarrassed teen and thinks her Dad is nuts!) sees the Mystery Machine as being an essential part of everyday "Buffoonery". Its a haven from the elements (natural and supernatural) and a mode of travel. Without the Mystery Machine, I drive a 2002 FireHawk Trans Am (One of Two Hundred made) would be not only stranded physically, but its likely I would have to be seen driving a very ugly 2002 Pontiac Aztec and would  suffer from the lack of attention one gets from driving the Mystery Machine. (Whether it be a map of Allentown and its surrounding subs. hidden in the glove compartment or that box of Scooby Snacks under the driver's seat.) As long as the van exists, Jack and some day Jack Jr. has the best office in the world of women hunting.... a mobile one.
While the Mystery Machine is a valuable tool, its not without its glitches. Here are some stats to use for "Jack's Machine."

Dead battery in a Wal-Mart parking Lot .01%

Flat tire: 0%

Flat tire on a deserted country road: 0%

Overheated radiator: 0%

Overheated radiator near a haunted 
house: 0%

Headlights problems: 0%

Headlight problems while traveling
 through fog: 0%

Steering problems: 0%

Brakes failing: 0%

Drive away with a zoom in the nick 
of time: 100%