Q: What made you interested in radio?
A: I wanted a job where girls would like me

Q: Where is your favorite vacation spot?
A: Anywhere with girls

Q: Where did you grow up?
A: Mandan, North Dakota. I lived next door to
Sparky McDougall, and we'd go out lookin' for girls

Q: What's your favorite food?
A: White Castle. Especially if girls are there

Q: What are your favorite hobbies?
A: Greasin' myself with Crisco, watching Diff'rent Strokes, and playing cribbage