•‡The People's »»»CHAMPION«««.The ROCK Can You Smell It?‡•

The Rock Stats Height:
5'4
Weight:
118lbs.
Finisher:
The People's Elbow
W/D/L Record:
007/004/000
Achievements:
-wDw Heavyweight Champion
-Hooked up with Trish Stratus

.::Rp Info::.
People Used:
-The Rock
-Will Farrell
-Jimmy Fallon
-Plus more!
People Mentioned:
Umm, read & See!
Next Match:
The Rock(c) vs. Steve Corino
Electrified:
-Tommy Dreamer [2x]
-Christian [1x]
- Hurricane [1x]
- Mike Sanders [1x]
-Sabu [1x]
-Zach Gowen [1x]
-Jeff Hardy [1x]
-Jake 'The Snake' Roberts [1x]
-Stacy Keibler [1x]
-John Cena [1x]
-Bret Hart [1x]

.::Top 5 Rocky Moments::.
1:Won Debut Match
(RAW)

2:Entered into Elimination Chamber
(Final Judgement)
3:Winning Elimination Chamber
(Final Judgement)
4:Becoming N1C to Heavyweight Title
(Final Judgement)
5:Becomig the wDw Heavyweight Champion
(Survivor Series)

f o r e w o r d There are times in every man's life when he reaches the peak of the mountain and when he reaches that point, there will be a numberous amount of male individuals who will try to knock him off that point, who will try to knock him off the top of the mountain. This Sunday night at the Royal Rumble, Steve Corino will try to do just that. Corino will try to knock The Rock off the top of the RAW mountain. There are also times in every man's life when he determines whether revenge if just revenge or whether revenge is much sweeter than usual. Again, this Sunday night at the Royal Rumble, The Rock will get his revenge and make no mistake about it, this revenge will be much much sweeter than usual. There are also times in every man's life when he must take a stand and defend what's rightfully his and show the world that he's going to stay atop the mountain until he's proven differently. Again, this Sunday night at the Royal Rumble, The Rock guaran-damn-tees that he'll successfully defend his wDw Heavyweight Title. After a month of turmoil, the Royal Rumble has finally arrived and superstars from both Smackdown! and RAW will collide with each other in the 30-man over the top rope Royal Rumble match, in which the winner will go on to Wrestlemania 2 to take on the world champion of their respective show. Also, the divas from will collide in a diva's version of the Royal Rumble match and the winner will get her chance at the wDw Women's Title. Not only will The Rock take on Steve Corino, but Spanky will tak on Rikishi. These two will take on each other despite the fact that they are best friends and they are the team known as Spankishi. Trish Stratus will defend her coveted wDw Women's Title against Torrie Wilson. Folks, if you miss this, then you'll regret it. Don't miss the most anticipated PPV of 2004. This is definitely the way to start off '04. Don't miss the Royal Rumble folks or you'll be less Royal than everyone else!!!!

'..Just Bring It Jabroni..'
' If ya SMELL What The Rock Is COOKIN '

go, go, go, go
go, go, go shawty
it's your birthday
we gon' party like it's your birthday
we gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
and you know we don't give a fuck
it's not your birthday!

you can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
look mami I got the X if your into taking drugs
i'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
so come give me a hug if your into getting rubbed

you can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
look mami I got the X if your into taking drugs
i'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
so come give me a hug if your into getting rubbed

when I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
when I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love
when you sell like Eminem then them hoes they wanna fuck
but homie ain't nothing change hoes down, G's up
i see Xzibit in the cut, hey nigga roll that weed up
if you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
in the hood, in L.A. they saying "50 you hot"
they like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
but holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco
and the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
i'm fully focused man, my money on my mind
i got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
her girlfriend with her, they bi and they ready to go

you can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
look mami I got the X if your into taking drugs
i'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
so come give me a hug if your into getting rubbed

you can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
look mami I got the X if your into taking drugs
i'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
so come give me a hug if your into getting rubbed

my flow, my show brought me the dough
that bought me all my fancy things
my crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
look nigga I done came up and I ain't changed

and you should love it, way more then you hate it
nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
i'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
you that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
when my joint get to pumpin in the club it's on
i wink my eye at your bitch, if she smiles she gone
if the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn
if you talking about money homie, I ain't concerned
i'm a tell you what Banks told me, cuz go 'head switch the style up
if niggas hate then let 'em hate
just watch the money pile up
or we could go upside your head wit a bottle of bub
you know where we fucking be

you can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
look mami I got the X if your into taking drugs
i'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
so come give me a hug if your into getting rubbed

you can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
look mami I got the X if your into taking drugs
i'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
so come give me a hug if your into getting rubbed

don't try to act like you don't know where we be neither nigga
we in the club all the time nigga, if it's a problem, pop off nigga
g-unit

|[Trail Blazin', Eye-Brow Raisin', Jabroni Beatin', Pie-Eatin', All Around, Smacketh Down People's Champ:

After a month full of turmoil, confusion, and chaos, the Royal Rumble has finally arrived. Revenge is finally going to take place. 30 men will finally enter the ring and only 1 man will stand victorious. Which superstar will reign supreme? Will it be John Cena, Jeff Hardy, Bret Hart, Jeff Jarrett, Booker T, or any other superstar from RAW or Smackdown!? The only way to find out if to order it live on PPV Sunday, February 1st! One superstar will not be competing in the Royal Rumble match, but he will be defending his wDw Heavyweight Title. The Rock will go toe-to-toe with Steve Corino in one of the most heated battles of '04. Last week on RAW, The Rock took on Bret Hart and Rock didn't overlook his opponent. But, the millions and millions of Rock's fans knew that The Rock had both Steve Corino and the Royal Rumble in his eyes and in his mind. The saga between Steve Corino and The Rock began on the first RAW of the new year when Steve Corino took on The Rock in a non-title match. Steve Corino and his partner Jack Victory both got the best of The Rock that night. The next week The Rock teamed up with Jeff Hardy to take on the team of John Cena and Steve Corino. Again Jack Victory had a little run-in with The Rock and again both Jack Victory and Steve Corino got the better of Rock. Again last week, the mind games continued with Rock being attacked from behind by both Victory and Corino. As the countdown to the Royal Rumble begins, Corino's mind games will come to an end and The Rock's mind games begin! The Rock has said over and over again that he will have his revenge and The Rock will get his revenge Sunday night in the Heavyweight Title match. No one plays mind games with The Rock, just ask Tommy Dreamer. The Rock can be as sadistic as they come. As the countdown gets closer and closer to the end, the more sadistic things will get for not just Steve Corino, but for Jack Victory and Johnathan Coachman as well. What will all go down at the Rumble? What kind of questions will be answered? Who will walk out Heavyweight Champion? Who's going to walk out the Royal Rumble winner? Folks, all these questions will be answered on Sunday night. You still have time to order the Royal Rumble live on PPV. Don't miss a minute of it ladies and gentlemen!!!!]|

Location: East Lansing, Michigan
Time: Approx. 8:30 PM
Scene: ' Corino, Heavyweight Champion??.......Don't kid yourself!!! '

|[ Scene: The scene opens in the lovely city of East Lansing, Michigan, home of the Spartans of Michigan State. But the cameras aren't rolling at the university tonight. Tonight, the cameras are rolling in the downtown theater because SNL is in town and will be shooting one of their shows that will be aired on TV sometime in the next couple of days. Tonight, The Rock will be appearing on the show. So the cameras are backstage before the show begins. The Rock is standing backstage with Will Farrell and Jimmy Fallon. The three are having a pretty civil conversation.

:(o): ' The People's Champion ' The Rock :(o): Man, oh man, is The Rock ever ready to do this show. Can The Rock count on you two to put on a perfect show?

:(o): ' Old School Star ' Will Farrell :(o): Yeah Rock, we're good. That wDw Royal Rumble/Steve Corino skit you showed to the producer and producing team is a great idea!

:(o): ' Taxis' Washburn ' Jimmy Fallon :(o): Yeah Rock. I'm so looking forward to doing that skit. From what I've heard about the skit, I heard you diss Steve Corino pretty bad. Is he like a guy you have to wrestle or something?

:(o): ' The People's Champion ' The Rock :(o): Yeah Fallon, The Rock has to wrestle that no-talent, sonuva biotch at the Royal Rumble on Sunday. And get this, Corino thinks he's going to walk out with The Rock's title.

:(o): ' Taxis' Washburn ' Jimmy Fallon :(o): Might not want to count your chickens before their hatched Rock. He might surprise you.

:(o): ' Old School Star ' Will Farrell :(o): Yeah man. He might look like one of those homosexual break dancing strippers, but he might have something up his sleeve. After all he did say he'd do anything to win.

:(o): ' The People's Champion ' The Rock :(o): Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA! Guys, are you doubting The Rock? Are you disrespecting The Rock's mat skills? Corino, Heavyweight Champion? Don't kid yourselves guys.

:(o): ' Taxis' Washburn ' Jimmy Fallon :(o): No Rock. We're definitely not doubting you. You just never know what kind of shit Corino and Victory are going to pull.

:(o): ' Old School Star ' Will Farrell :(o): Yeah, he may try to pull out his small johnson and try to wieney whack you and the last thing you want is to get wieney whacked. You just never know what those homosexual dancing clowns will do or pull out of their pants.

:(o): ' The People's Champion ' The Rock :(o): Farrell, you're right about one thing. Corino is a homosexual dancing clown and he might be a drag stripper, The Rock doesn't know and The Rock could careless. And don't worry, the whippin' that's going to be done, will be done by The Rock. Why are we even talking about the Rumble, we have a show to do in about 15-20 minutes.

:(o): ' Old School Star ' Will Farrell :(o): Oh shit! I almost forgot we were even doing a show. I hope we don't have another one of those sexually aroused drag queen skits. The last time I did one of those, I had to pop in a Viagra and the hard-on lasted three days and I've never been the same since. I'm always going around humping things. Like, take today for example, I was walking to the theater from my car and I came up to this mailbox and something just snapped and I started humping the mailbox rapidly and repeatedly.

:(o): ' The People's Champion ' The Rock :(o): Stay away from The Rock. The Rock doesn't want you to hump his leg like a little puppy. Fallon might let you hump his leg.

:(o): ' Taxis' Washburn ' Jimmy Fallon :(o): Yeah, but choose carefully Will. You'll only get one leg to hump and only one time to hump it.

:(o): ' The People's Champion ' The Rock :(o): You guys always come up with a way to gross The Rock out. This time its with humping legs instead of stickin' your manhoods in people's tailpipes.

Fallon and Farrell get far out looks on their face as the memory of going around and sticking their dicks in people's tailpipes flashes across their small, pea-brained sized brains. The Rock notices this and begins to laugh. Finally the two snap out of their dream world and begin talking.

:(o): ' Taxis' Washburn ' Jimmy Fallon :(o): Man Will, I remember those days as if they were yesterday. Great times we had man. Except for the time when you tried to stick yours in that rich guys Lambourghini. That was hilarious.

:(o): ' Old School Star ' Will Farrell :(o): Yeah, it was hilarious for you. It wasn't for me. My penis was black for about a month after that incident. I'll never stick my penis in anymore German cars. I think they secretly put penis blackener in their tailpipes, just for people like me.

:(o): ' The People's Champion ' The Rock :(o): If you asked The Rock, he'd tell you he thinks they should put a chastity belt around your wild ass. If you get drunk one night you'll prolly have every animal in the zoo pregnant or something.

:(o): ' Taxis' Washburn ' Jimmy Fallon :(o): Will, you're a crazy slab of meat.

:(o): ' Old School Star ' Will Farrell :(o): Meat? A slab of meat? What the heck is that suppose to mean? White meat or dark?

:(o): ' The People's Champion ' The Rock :(o): Definitely white meat man. Don't worry about what its suppose to mean either. Let's just go and get this show over with. The Rock's got things to do and people to see before the Rumble.

:(o): ' Old School Star ' Will Farrell :(o): Right! Let's go out there and perform at our best! Nobody lose their composure out there! We've got to keep our composure!

:(o): ' Taxis' Washburn ' Jimmy Fallon :(o): Chill out man. We've done this a million times before. We know what to do big fella.

Will makes a face and then looks down and puts his drink down on the table in front of him. The three then walk away from the table and head toward the entrance to the stage area. The scene fades with the camera getting a close up of the SNL sign on the wall.

Location: East Lansing, Michigan; Skit #1
Time: Approx. 8:30 PM
Scene: ' Corino, Heavyweight Champion??.......Don't kid yourself!!! '

|[ Scene: The scene opens up with skit #1 just beginning. The Rock, playing himself, Jimmy Fallon, playing Corino, and Will, playing an interviewer, are on the set of a fake Royal Rumble set. Will begins to question the Rock about the Royal Rumble and his match with Steve Corino.

:(o): ' Old School Star ' Will Farrell (Interviewer) :(o): Rock, what do you think your chances are of winning your match Sunday night against Steve Corino?

:(o): ' The People's Champion ' The Rock :(o):

.::Disclaimer::.

Yeah, this layout was made by who? Danielle (xOnleeOne4Cenax) It is not here for you to steal, but to admire :P Lol J/K. However, I would appreciate it if you would come to me if you would like a layout made, but I'm not making any promises.This is My Joshy's Layout and u don't touch it at all, capieshe?!

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