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Women's English

WOMEN'S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry! We need = I want It's your decision = The correct dicision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure!Go ahead! = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset you dickhead! Youre so..................manly! = You need to shave and you sweat to much This kitchen is so inconvienient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting,and wallapaper,and furniture............ Hang the picture there = NO!Hang it THERE! I heard a noise = I'm wide awake which means you should be too Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive I'll be ready in a mintue = Painting the Golden Gate Bridge would take less time How much do you love me? = I did something you are really not going to like............. Is my ass fat? = tell me I'm beautiful! You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me? = Too late!You're dead! I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling I think this is important! The following are answers to the questions "What's wrong?" The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = I have PMS Nothing,really = It's just that you are such an ASSHOLE!