Mark your calendar on Palm V. You can expect to die on
April 1st 2049
(aged 60 years old)
On that day you will most probably die from:
Cancer (43%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on April 1, 2049, as you slip silently into the night.
Your days are numbered. Take the death test here
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Slit your Wrists
(Slice along forearm vein then lay in a bath, Pain killers help to relax you)
Since you're such a "morbid" and "gothic" person, it probably would be most ideal to slit your wrists. Just think of the expression of your loved ones faces when they find you snow white in a deep red bath of your own blood. A suicide note carved into yourself would also be a cool addition, but hey its your body ... oh and don't forget to give your soul to Satan, I'm pretty sure he has dibs anyway.
Your Tongue's Talent is Giving Head!
Your thick, wide tongue is the perfect size and shape for giving him pleasure. Not to mention, you know just how to work all the curves.You'll do just about anything to make others happy, and when you're uncomfortable, you don't like to say so.
So that probably means your mouth is starting to get worn out. Slow down, and learn how to speak your mind!
You'd be most compatible with a Nipple Sucker. They're sure to give you the attention you so desperately need.
You've been giving everything for so long that you forgot what's it's like to be pleasured. It's time for you to lay back and get licked.
What's Your Tongue's Talent?
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You Are an EXPERT in Bed
You know precisely what you’re doing when the sheets are pulled down and the panties go right along with them.You’re also super confident, and rightly so.
Because any man who may be fortunate enough to find himself between your legs is a happy man, indeed.
You’re the type of woman men brag about in locker rooms: knowledgeable, adorable, and lickable.
You’ve gotten to the point that you don’t even have to try so hard.
It all just comes naturally: the mouth, the hips, everything underneath.
One lovely little package.
Are *You* Good In Bed?
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Your Hidden Sexual Talent is Getting People to Lick You Everywhere!
Your lovers will lick you *anywhere*Oh yes.... even there!
A little kiss, a little suck.
You'll be clean before you fuck.
What's *Your* Hidden Sexual Talent?
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Your Hottest Body Part is Your Eyes!
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers?Your eyes definitely have IT.
You bat those eyes at any man, and he comes running.
Making eyes at men you crave is your specialty.
You can even cry prettily with tears in the right places.
And you love to keep your eyes open during sex, not missing a single thing.
Celebs who work their eyes as hard as you do include: Mandy Moore, Jennifer Garner, Heather Locklear, and of course, Heather Graham.
Want to play up your eyes even more?
First of all, make sure they're visible - by keeping your hair away from your face and by wearing subtle makeup everywhere but your eyes!
Invest in an eyelash curler, a good brow job, and some quality mascara.
What's Your Hottest Body Part??
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You're Bonnie, fire and feeling. Analysis: You've
been hurt in life, either physically or
mentally and it's really affected the way you
see yourself. Given half the chance, you could
really shine, but you'd probably let it go to
your head. Try not to be narcassistic and let
your inner depth lead you. You'll be much
better for it. Traits: strong, passionate,
angered easily, practical.
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microwave. Bad kitty! Bad bad bad!
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-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.
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Scary in a very good way, you're Fairuza Balk.
Intense.
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You're normal. Normal?! NORMAL?! Oh SCREW YOU!You
KNEW you were normal when you came here, you
FREAK. GET OUT! GET OUT! *throws you at a bus*
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You'll Fall in Love With A Virgo!
Your conservative approach to love and sex goes well with a Virgo.Virgo's are perfect and pretty - and live their lives in an orderly fashion.
You will never go crazy when you're around a Virgo.
You're a traditional type who prefers monogamy and missionary position.
You love sex to be normal and clean - no sweat or excess fluids.
You don't want anything too kinky - just two bodies pressed together.
Your Virgo is graceful and sexy in the purest sense.
While it may take your Virgo a while to fall for you....
Once he / she does, you'll see nothing but pure romance.
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the way of sex...but chances are, you do enjoy
it (or the thought of it). We'll probably see
you in some home video that surfaces on the
internet one day.
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You are Zim! Taking over the world is one of your
major plans in life. Watch out for nosey
classmates and your inner rage. You may need to
seek some counceling.
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There's a 26 - 50% Chance You'll Cheat!
Sound about right?You're not totally in the clear, but you probably haven't done anything wrong... yet.
See, you're pretty typical when it comes to relationships.
Which is what puts you at a little bit of risk.
Ever feel tempted to cheat? If so, stay away from those tricky situations.
Never feel tempted? Then you've probably reached a happy balance.
Sound completely wrong?
Ah, so you have cheated!
Tone down the flirting and fantasizing, and you'll survive.
Are You Likely to Cheat?
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You Are 1/2 Virgin, 1/2 Whore!
50-50, baby! Ah, you are fairly normal. You have sex, though to you it's not more exciting than a new designer outfit.Secretly, you are a adventurous soul just waiting for someone to take control. Open up a little, and you'll show your guy the best sex ever.
There's nothing to be afraid of - except fainting from multiple orgasms!
You are great at kissing, getting yourself off, and using your hands.
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Bewitching, beguiling, delightfully
stereotypical and startingly American, you are
one manipulative little creature.
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You Are an Oral Master!
If going down were a class, you'd be an A+ student.You've been known to do anything - from deep throat to ass licking.
Your oral can get almost anyone off...
Too bad you're not flex enough to try it on yourself!
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