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Things To Do In The Toilet

1.Stick you palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbour "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2.Say "uh-oh!I knew I shouldn't of put my lips on that!" 3.Cheer and clap loudly everytime someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise 4.Say "Hmmmmmmm...I've never seen that colour before......" 5.Say "Damn,this water is cold." 6.Grunt and strain loudily for about 30 seconds,then drop something heavy into the toilet bowl from a high place,then sigh relaxingly. 7.Say "Now how did that get in there?" 8.Fill up a large flask,then squirt it erratically over your stall wall and say "WOAH!Easy boy!" 9.Say "Interesting,more sinkers than floaters." 10.Spread peanut butter on some toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour.Then say "Woops,can you kick it back over here please?" 11.Lower a small mirror underneath your neighbours stall wall and say "PEEK-A-BOO!" 12.Say "DAMN!That sure looks like a maggot!" 13.Say "Come on Mr.Happy!Don't fall asleep on me!"