| Fun Things To Do While Driving |
[x]Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
[x]At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously.
With a look of fear, lock your doors.
[x]Two words: Play Chicken .
[x]Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint.
The more it looks like blood, the better.
[x]Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger
seat, when driving alone.
[x]Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
[x]Stop at the green lights.
[x]Go at the red ones.
[x]Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your
window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
[x]Eat food that requires silverware.
[x]Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
[x]Sing without having the radio on.
[x]Honk frequently without motivation.
[x]Ask people for Grey Poupon.
[x]Let pedestrians know who's boss.
[x]Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
[x]Restart your car at every stop light.
[x]Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror.
Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
[x]Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who
[x]While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof
onto other cars.
[x]Paint your car with occult symbols.
[x]Keep at least five cats in the car.
[x]Have some passengers in the back who are
having wild, noisy sex.
[x]Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
[x]Stop and collect roadkill.
[x]Stop and pray to roadkill.
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