i EAT babies, miss, i think i can handle a couple inanimate fetus cracks. and "tossing the back salad" means rear entry, young'un. drove up to 9k feet above sealevel today to mt. haleakala. it was wicked awesome, made a 15 minute documentary there. the crater is ginormous, red and black lava trails and some vegetation too! we were looking down on the clouds. here are some pics.
so... aren't desert hideaways usually gross and stuffy? it's nice to know you think a lot about these things, and that music (esp. the gypsy kings) has that effect on you...
so the first mailing (i wanted it to be a surprise, but seeing as your getting ancy and it's going to take forever to get there-) should be there in 4-10 days. yeah. that's first class, too, missy!
did you see castle in the sky? it looks like something you'd see. i was thinking about going to see it in honor of you, but it's not playing on maui. and i have other stuff to do. like not learn dead baby jokes, because that is disgusting. show me the humor in dead babies and i'll show you the humor of the third hermit war (which appeared in my documentary).
and the desert is kind of far away just to make love, ya? and also: what makes it sweet or not? could it be tart? or spicy? or taste like margarine? i don't like margarine... what about salmon? salmon tastes good! or that pineapple yuuuummmmYYYY!
QUESTION: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
you'll be pleased to know that today i purchased 70 envelopes at wal-mart for the amazing price of $1.43!!! you know what that means! smooches in the mailbox!
it's only 850 here and i feel like i've been through a meat grinder (not really, i'm sure that's much more painful than anything i've experienced, but it seemed like a good metaphor for fatigue).
i may have found the source of your antagonistic view of pottersby (harry potter). the american english version is actually a varient from the british english version, according to jamie who has "the prisoner of azkaban" in both. maybe if you read it in croatian english it would seem better... and i don't think me reading it to you will work after all; the new book is 800 pages or so, and if we're ever conversing i think we'll have better uses for our time (esp. if we're together in person, then we can play ninepins).
oh right let me go get the pictures (he goes upstairs to get the cord for the camera. 14.9 seconds pass)
i took all of these myself, i'll have you know. well, not the ones of me. jamie took those. i took all the others! enjoy, love!
-scott
p.s. i am in love with you
p.p.s. @-->------ (a rose)
