SURVIVE THIS...
SURVIVE THIS...
I hate that stupid Survivor series. It could be a cool idea, though. Like if the people actually had to survive! Instead they live in a tropical paradise and have time to whine, complain, and form those gay little alliances. I think they should take a guy, break his legs, and drop him into the wilderness a hundred miles from the nearest town with nothing but a pocketknife and a smile. The, when the guy shows up in town 8 months later with a dirty beard and wearing the furs of the various animals he's killed, he'll get his money. If he dies, he loses. Now that's surviving! Instead, they sit around on a beach all day and eat the rice that the television people give them. When the guy on that one Survivor actually killed the pig and ate him, animal right's fanatics actually sent him death threats! Death threats?!?! I'd like to see one of those vegan hippies survive out in the wild. They'd be eaten by one of their animal brothers. And the animal would be just surviving. Anyway, we need to see some real survival shows. Like "A Walk Through The Park...At Midnight." Or "Who Wants To Marry A Taliban Terrorist?" Ok, I'm not creative...so sue me. Do whatever you want to me. Just don't force me to watch another lame Survivor series.
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