HOT TOPIC OR HOT PILE OF POOP?
HOT TOPIC OR HOT PILE OF POOP? YOU DECIDE.
I was in the mall the other day and decide to buy a CD. So, stupidly, I go into Hot Topic and pick out a nice one. As I'm waiting in line, while watching 11 year old girls pick out thong underwear with sayings like "lick me" on them, I found myself wanting to beat the living snot out of the cashier. He obviously woke up this morning and couldn't decide if he was a punk, goth, raver or pin cushion, so he decided to give em all a try. As he dances to his techno shit music instead of ringing my selection up, he tells me why my CD soooooooo cool. It seems he's heard it and just loves it. He then asked me if i've heard track 3. No, you dumbfuck, I haven't heard track 3 because I haven't heard the CD, because YOU WON'T STOP DANCING AND LET ME PAY FOR THE FUCKING THING! Thirty minutes later I check out and run away crying. That's right, I went into Hot Topic and now i'm scarred for life! If you're not too familiar with the store, they sell all the latest trends in anti-social clothing. Everything from goth wear to punk rock "pre-torn" bondage pants. They also sell those "oh so cool" anarchy shirts. Something kind of funny about a corporate company selling a shirt that says "anarchy" and "punx not dead" on it for $20 a pop. And don't even get me started on the pre-torn clothes. These rich little twits can't even buy something new and let it get worn out on it's own. They're that stupid! They also sell lunch pales and diaries with skulls on them. Because every depressed goth kid needs a diary, right?! WRONG! They should all blow up. The government should blow up Hot Topic!
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