Ultra German Zebra Links and Such
my favourite web sites
The website you can only find by accident.
Go back to the fiery chasm from whence you came.
Yeah, I'm a geek like that.
Gorgeous geeky guys.com
Some pictures of the LOTR men. (I will add more pictures soon)
Hello, and welcome to Ultra German Zebra formerly known as the Illiterate Kangaroo's Outreach Program website. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts and military spending, IKOP's services will no longer be available to the growing number of kangaroos without the ability to read. Thank you for visiting and please take your receipt.
I believe this to be one of the most original pick-up lines ever:
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
Free Things That Are Fun To Do
- Your mom! BURN!
- Star gazing
- People watching
- Sleeping
- Jumping on trampolines
- Skipping
- Hanging out at Walmart
- Setting things on fire
- Rolling down hills
- Stealing peoples things and telling them where they definitely aren't but really are
- Jumping into rain puddles
- Reading (yes, reading)
- Making faces at people you don't know
- Frolicking through a meadow (or a field)
- Draw-ring
- Dodgeball
- Kickball
- Soccer (Football)
- Just talking in general
- Wrastling
- Fighting (as in with fists and kicks but with your friends)
- Swimming
- Budging in line at the cinema
- Sledding (sp?) and trying to snowboard on a sled
