This is a record of my dreams. I'll updated it approxametly whenever I have an interesting dream and feel like writing here.
Night of 7-21-04
Frylock and Meatwad are in the GTA universe. They call the mafia to make sure that their criminal mission has gone alright. Then, they order a hawaiian pizza to celebrate in their apartment. When the pizza arrives (it has cantaloupe rinds under it, strangely) Meatwad refuses to eat it. So Frylock invites Carl over and they barbecue the pizza and eat it.
I was in the mall with my mother. We ran into a classmate of mine by the name of Michelle. She told us she was shopping for some scented soap for her mother. I asked her if she had any extra, since I wanted to buy the same stuff for my own mother, and as I sheepishly told her, I was too cheap to buy it myself.
Michelle then hung back with my mom, while I walked forward to the exit. The exit was a spiraling staircase designed for some reason to be an anti-smoking measure. There was a toilet on the staircase right in the open, just out of sight on the spiral from the top. It was there apparantly so smokers would smell the feces odor and decide to quit smoking.
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stairs---|____ \ \ \|
|____ _____|
--------------------------|____ [toilet]
walkway
|Exit to mall
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I was walking down the stairs, and I used the toilet. I flushed (using one of two large black levers across the gap from the toilet), and I startled a fat middle aged woman walking down the stairs. I apoligezed, she smiled, and continued walking. I moved back to get out of the way, and I hit the other lever. The lady then got sucked into the toilet by the flush.
I dreamed that Great Britain and the US were undergoing nuclear war in WWIII. For some reason, it was in my parish church. The Americans had the pews nearest to the alter, and the British were towards the back. I went into the Chior room, next to the alter, and some friends of mine were there , discussing military strategy. I glanced at a paper that had odds for various things the British army could do to us. It said there was a 14% chance that they'd launch a missle and cause the roof of the chior room to collapse, killing us (also listed was a 1% chance of obliteration). I got scared and ran out into the parking lot.