So here's a little bit more about me. I like Macintosh Computers. God looks like a multi-colored apple with a bite taken out of it. I eat only apples in homage to my iGod. I attend Dell Rapids Public iSchool, but only for ceremonial purposes. I donate blood to myself on a regular basis.
I have frequent squabbles with my two cats over territory in my house.
One time I was at a Goodwill and I ran into Jesus in the women's pantaloons aisle. He was pretty pushy at first, but he eventually warmed up to me. We've been good friends since, and sometimes I ask him for advice. He usually just shoves me in the shoulder.
I once starred in a movie titled Class President. I grew.
So far this is my favorite year, besides 1992. Long live Whitney Houston.

This is what Whitney Houston looked like when she was younger. I'm older than she was in that picture. I think I'm blonder, too.
Sometimes I turn up a Leonard Cohen album really loud and I punch the wall until I cry. Then I get on MSN Messenger and talk to my friends about how tough I am when I punch the wall... twice.