| Dragzilla,
the unauthorized Biography Born from the desire to cross-dress as well as her love of ROCK'N'ROLL music, Dragzilla was mercilessly thrown into the world of drag and cross-dressing at a very young age. Why she was only six yrs. old when she first started wearing girl’s clothes and makeup at the orphanage where she grew up. Then, at 10 yrs. old she donned her first "MINI-DRESS"!!! "WOW!" This of course put her on the map and led to teenage years filled with self-esteem issues, extreme sexual confusion, and numerous nasty wardrobe changes. Finally at the young adult age of 18, with Tina Turner, Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole, Angie Dickenson and a very young Raquel Welch (see 1 million yrs. B.C.) serving as her idols and inspiration, she finally reached total "Dragzillahood". By this time her nasty G-strings were the talk of the town! This brought her renown recognition and a fierce reputation as a "SUPERSLUT"! Because of this uncontrollable "HUSSIE" personality, Dragzilla never married and was put in a "Cage" by local law enforcement for being an obscene sexually aggressive threat to the community. |
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A "SUPER SEXUAL DEVIANT" who in
essence needed double security measures- (hence the cage). However city
officials almost immediately came under fire from the P.C.4.F. (Prevention
of Cruelty 4 Freaks) with charges of cruel and unusual treatment of a
"disturbed citizen". Officials then reached a compromise with
the P.C.4.F. and installed a permanent "BOOM BOX STEREO" inside
the "Cage" making it possible for her to enjoy her beloved rock'n'roll
music, while she remained in the cage.
This in turn eased the tension between the two parties. This is how it became known as the "ROCK'n'ROLL Cage"! Local authorities have labeled her "unpredictable and extremely dangerous" especially toward muscularly handsome young men. She was being held in her "Cage" within a maximum security facility up until July 4th, 1996. On that night she along with her cage were discovered missing. Police investigating the breakout are baffled as to how she escaped while trapped in her own cage. Since escaping from prison she has been spotted throughout the western U.S. and parts of the Midwest, and according to terrified witnesses, continues to perform her usually offensive and perverse sexually explicit dances in broad daylight. |
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She was recently seen on JULY 13, 2002 while winning the QUEEN of SILVERLAKE PAGEANT in the nearby Los Angeles suburb. Dragzilla, still on the loose and at large, has spent the last couple of years on the run from the law while not missing a beat from her commitment to the entertainment industry. In addition to her escapades as well as the ever-growing media coverage she demands, Dragzilla has rapidly become a cult hero of sorts on the verge of reaching icon status. Drag queens worldwide are fascinated by the ever elusive caged legend and continue to root for her as she eludes authorities while her fan base grows to monstrous proportions. They have even dubbed her "Dragzilla QUEEN of the GO-GO CAGE"! A title she reportedly has taken to which she loves and adores! However she is still considered a fierce threat while trapped in her "ROCK'N'ROLL CAGE", submerged more than ever in the crazy and outrageous world of DRAG!!! Anyone with any information on the whereabouts of DRAGZILLA and/or the "Rock ‘n’ Roll Cage" are asked to contact the L.A.P.D. A.S.A.P. There is an ever-growing monetary reward for any info. leading to the arrest or apprehension of the previously discussed individual. Please
use extreme caution. Do not approach her, this may lead to serious emotional
and psychological trauma. And finally, do not attempt to capture her
as this will certainly lead to an equally painful, yet pleasurable,
"BUTT" inevitable demise!!! Sincerely, Dragzilla - Queen of the GO-GO Cage! |
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