Life Digest: The Official Digest of Life
Vo.1 No.2
Mid January, 2004

Ooch, Ouw, Ouchie, Damn man! That Hurt

Shrieks of pain sounded from this little man as he 
moved around this evening, according to members of the 
Micek household. “He was yelping,” said Pete, about 
himself. The cause of the pain is likely related to 
Pete’s chronic stomach problems and the copious amounts
of rich ice cream he might have eaten just before the 
pain began.

Local Biker Exceeds 31 Miles Per Hour

Pete’s speedometer inched toward 32 miles-per-hour the 
other day as he sped down the backside of a hill next 
to Whiskey Hill on Sand Hill Road. “It definitely hit 
about 31.3 [mph], maybe higher, but I wasn't looking 
down for a while,” he says. 

Phone Still Works Despite Cracked Case

After dropping onto the ground from the height of 
around 4 feet, Pete's cellular telephone cracked open, 
he reports. The phone, an older, black, flip-top model,
 still works, however. "It was shaken up a bit," Pete 
says, "but is back in action." 

Editorial: Pete Should Have Been Looking at the 
Road

What was he doing going nearly 32 miles-per-hour on a 
heavily trafficked road while looking down at his 
speedometer? Pete should have known better. In the end,
does it hurt more to have a safe ride, not knowing how fast you went, or crash bitterly (knowing you almost 
hit 32)?

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