The Dan The Wank Sampler:
1. Autograph (Featuring Ambrose Goss)
2. Dan Linder is King
3. The Best
4. The Mic
5. Tribute to Curtis Mead (Featuring Ambrose Goss)
6. Tribute to Terry Kennett
Autograph
"Can I get your autograph?"
Hell No Hell No
"Can I get your autograph?"
Hell No
Yo I was downtown, clubbin
Chillin wit my homies
When this crowd come up and says 'WHOA!'
'I's Dan The Wank! I love your jams'
'Can I get your autograph?'
HELL NO
"Can I get your autograph?"
Hell No Hell No
"Can I get your autograph?"
HELL NO
Yo I HATE givin autographs and I HATE all yall
"Can I get your autograph?"
HELL NO
Dan Linder is King
Hey yo
This song, Is dedicated, To everyone out there, Who wants to be like me, But can't....
CUZ FUCKIN' YOU SUCK!
Yo I'm the king I'm the rappin masta
I got rhymes and you dont cuz your a disasta
Look at me, I'm a microphone masta
All you wanna-bes wanna be like me but ya can't and ya wanna be wanna wanna be
I'm the king
And your not
YOU FUCKIN SUCK!
Yo word dawg word dawd word I'm the king!
Bitch
The Mic
Yo the mic is on till the break of dawn
Yo word dawg word turn that lil fucker on
Yo the mic is on, so I can rap some more
Cuz I'm a lame-ass rappa, and I'm really fuckin' poor
Yo I was raised in the hood, but now im doin some good
Yeah the hood, Yeah the hood, Yeah the mutha fuckin hood
Yeah the hood! The mic! The hood!
The Best
Yo
Yo!
YO!
Check it out yo
I'm the best rappa this side of Wespoh
I kick all tha otha rappaz out the way and say 'MOVE, HO!'
Yo I'm back, I'm the best and ya'll know it
All them rappaz suck and I'm just the one to expose it
Yo
Yo!
YO!
Yo Dan's the best
Yo Dan's the best
Yo Dan Dan Da-Dan Da-Dan Lindaaaaa
Dan da Dan da Dan da Dan da Dan Dan da Dan da Dan Lindaaa
Yo Daaaan Lindaa
Yo Dan Dan Dan hes the best
Yo yo check it yo
Word wa-word wa-word wa-word word word wa-word wa-word WORD
WORD
Yo Dan's best
Yo Dan's best
Yo Dan Da-Dan Da-Dan Lindaaaaaa!
Yo Daaaaaaaaaaan Liiiiiiiinnnnnnnddddaaaa!
Dan da Dan da Dan Dan da Dan da Dan Dan da Dan da Dan Lindaa
Yo I'm the best yo yo yo
YO!
Word
Tribute To Curtis Mead
Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Mead
etc.
Tribute To Terry Kennet
Yo his names Terry Kennet, hes a really bad dude, he looks like a rat that eats a lot of food,
yeah he looks like Wario when he's in a bad mood
and he walks around his house butt-naked. DUDE! EW! TERRY KENNET IN THE NUDE! Yo his name's Terry Kennet and hes super cool, he looks like an ass but he's hung like a mule,
he splashed out all the water when he jumped in the pool, and he's really really cool
Tribute to Terry Kennet! This is a tribute to Terry Kennet. Tribute to Terry Kennet! This is a tribute to Terry Kennet.
Yo his names Terry Kennet, hes da man
one time he got his head stuck in a bucket of jam, 'cause he was makin a sandwhich, peanut butter and jelly, and he wanted some more, to fill his big belly
Yo his names Terry Kennet, heres the deal: he's really really fat, and he keeps it real!
yeah he went on a diet and he only ate corn meal.. and oranges.. but not the fruit... just the peel
Tribute to Terry Kennet! This is a tribute to Terry Kennet.
TERRY KENENT IS DA MAN! YEAH! TERRY KENNET IS DA MAN!
Check it out yo T-E-R-R-Y
Check it out yo K-E-N-N-E-T-T when he hears this rap hes gonna kill me
Tribute to Terry Kennet! This is a tribute to Terry Kennet!
Yeah this is a tribute - to the greatest Kennet in the world
ALROIGHT!
Other
Masta P Feat. Danthewank - "Dope Ass Rhyme Sayas"
cyberwigger666: dressed to kill like marky michall
KlonieMcStudent: YEAH!
cyberwigger666: nows a win-win situation, thats why i love the fall
cyberwigger666: hop in the car , get the girls, and shoot up the mall
cyberwigger666: pop some pills adn we be off the wall
KlonieMcStudent: ooohhhh yeeeaaaah
cyberwigger666: everybody sing it: We playas dope ass rhyme sayas come on sing it we playas dope ass rhyme sayas
KlonieMcStudent: yo word dawg word
cyberwigger666: we be packin shootin at the fuckas
u know the fatasses look liek the oughtta be truckas
cyberwigger666: yeah we playas goto the club drinkin cocktailyo dans always gotta plan and dont fail
KlonieMcStudent: yeah listen up dawg and check yo email
cyberwigger666: fuck that shit get yo ass out yo seat and drive to the postoffice and get yo mail lazy ass bitch
cyberwigger666: my ex girlfirnd nothin but a cocksuckin witch
cyberwigger666: i know this girl she 15 she wanan get hitch... da im like you's a retarded bitch
KlonieMcStudent: yeah last night i was clubbin and i ran into some trees damn the pine pitch... its a sonofabitch
cyberwigger666: everybody sing it, we playas dope ass rhyme sayas come on sing it we playas dope ass rhyme sayas
KlonieMcStudent: yeah we playas yeah we dope ass rhyme sayas yo dan the wank is in the hizzaz cuz im a dope ass rhyme saya
cyberwigger666: yeah dan the wank he a definite playa motherfuckin dope ass rhyme saya yo when he got time to kill he makes up some sick ass raps then he kinda tired so he take a nap or sumthin u know chiiiiiilllllll
cyberwigger666: yo he a vegitarian so he dont liek vill (veal) hed throw out the hamburger and take a large salad as his first class mill (meal)
KlonieMcStudent: YEAH!
cyberwigger666: everybody sing it, we playas dope ass rhyme sayas come on sing it we playas dope ass rhyme sayas
KlonieMcStudent: yeah cuz we playas we playas we got the dope and the rhyme and i saya: you got beef wit me then ill kick yo ass yeah ill kick yo ass and youll fall in the grass - kinda like the fat man who sat down to fast
KlonieMcStudent: listen son dont make me bust a cap in yo ass
KlonieMcStudent: ...smokin crack smokin grass
cyberwigger666: hoe ive seen him do it he beat yo ass smack u crossed the face and make you have class
cyberwigger666: yeah he fuckin stomp yo ass for horus and hours till u lost some mass
KlonieMcStudent: yeah youll lose that mass when i beat yo ass and ya wanna know why? cuz im a rebel bitch! you got a problem? then dive through a window and eat all the glass
cyberwigger666: oooooohhh no its dan the wank he fuckin racist man he hates the chank(chink)
cyberwigger666: yo dont try to analyze his rhymes yo mind'll go blank
cyberwigger666: if u mess with him man hell make u walk the motherfucking plank
cyberwigger666: he'll kill u and leavewith nothin but a body outline of chalk
KlonieMcStudent: yeah cuz i walk the walk and i talk the talk
KlonieMcStudent: and i kill you dead and you live no mo and its all becuz yo momma is a ho
cyberwigger666: (o hey dan, i didnt do nothin ahhhh what the fuck?)
KlonieMcStudent: you deserve to die bitch! you suck!
cyberwigger666: everybody sing it, we playas dope ass rhyme sayas come on sing it we playas dope ass rhyme sayas
cyberwigger666: yeah dan yo all hail the maya (mayor) yo dans a hard ass motherfucker upon laya(layer) of laya dan hes a dope ass rhyme saya wheres dan the wank waya(where) (where are you dan?) everybody sing it, we playas dope ass rhyme sayas come on sing it we playas dope ass rhyme sayas
KlonieMcStudent: yeah we playas yeah we playas yeah we the dope ass rhyme sayas yo we slap niggaz up then we steal from the rich and we steal from the poor cuz im like robin hood only not cuz im a rebel bitch
KlonieMcStudent: yo ive got an itch *scratches head*
