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C-UNIT APPLICATION
Ok, this is how it works. You submit the answers to the following test along with the other requested information. After we review your responses, and decide whether you are pimp enough, we will let you know if you're in. There are NO RIGHT answers to the test. Your answers will be judged based on how honest we think you are, and whether we like you or not. ok...goodluck you'll need it buahahahah! email the following info to samdeddeh@hotmail.com
Information
Name
Age
Location
email address
phone #
AIM screen name Give
us a short discription of your personality i.e attitude, manners and what your
hobbies are and what u like to do.. Also...tell us why you should be in
C-UNIT.
C-UNIT Test
1 Are you Chaldean?
a) yes b) no
2 Are you in anyway
affiliated with a rival group of C-Unit...(ie. part of any homosexual persian
clubs or assryian's that try to act like us and shit that makes you look gayer
than a prick with a tongue ring)
a) yes b) no
3 Have you pimped a quality girl
[of non-hoeish origin] especially that which may have strict mofo's as parents
making your job as a c-unit pimp homie 10x harder, proving your c-unit pimp
status as being valid and to our standard?
a) yes b) no
4 If C-unit were to need
some $ for some kick back (ie. beverages) sponsored by the C-unit executive
members (an elite group of mothafuckin chaldo pimps)..would you...
a) be dick
and drink for free
b) contribute as much as needed even if you didn't drink
c) only pay for yourself
d) ditch your c-unit homies and kick it with your momma instead
5 Do you own a car that would fit more than just you and your hoe's ass?
a) yes b) no 6 If you
are in a relationship with a girl, and one of your c-unit homies wants to
share....do you
a) agree and let him have his fun
b) kick his ass
c) just refuse and let him
look at some nude pics of her
d) tell the c-unit top dawgs that a c-unit
homie is stepping on your territory 7 If you are a C-UNIT member and your g/f
doesn't like your c-unit homies do you.... a) quit C-UNIT
b) tell your gf
she's a stupid whore that needs to find another dude
c) try to work things out
with your gf
d) ask your C-UNIT homies to gang rape her ass
8 Do your parents
have a Crucifx on their rear view mirror?
a) yes b) no
9 If a C-UNIT member is
in trouble because some punk ass fucks wanna whoop on his chaldo ass do you...
a) help ur homie out no matter what
b) fuck that, he's on his own
c) depends on
how big the guys are
d) stop pretending we're gangsta's and enroll in sunday
school
10 Do you act black and listen to Rap/hip-hop, even though your momma is a
racist and blames your sister's whorish behaivor on niggers?
a) yes I am practically half nigger...my mom hates me
b) no, I wear fucking
KKK sheets over my head and think i'm a white punker
c) yes, but my mom likes
them big...she's not racist
d) no, but i'm also not racist because a black man
invented the stop light
11 Do you listen to trance?
a) wtf is trance?
b) yes
c)
no
12 If you're at a party, and a C-UNIT's girl is drunk and begins to hit on
you, because her bf is not there, do you.... a)
play along and just flirt back and nothing more
b) take advantage of your opportunity
c) take her home and make sure she doesn't do anything stupid with someone else
d) tell your C-UNIT homie his girl is a hoe
13 What do you think of the NO GIRL in C-UNIT policy? a) i like it
b) why, are you guys gay?
c) i dont' give a shit
d) i'm pimp, i get enough girls elsewhere...
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