Bush is Gay

Sing this to the toon of "if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are frisky
Pakistan is looking shifty
North Korea is too risky, bomb Iraq

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq
So to heck with the inspections
Let's get on with the elections
Close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq
If you think Saddam's gone mad
With the weapons that he had
(And he tried to kill your dad), bomb Iraq

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq
Disagree? We'll call that treason
Let's make war, not love, this season
Even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq