Just to use the last link from my homepage I decided to have a joke. This isn't just any joke either, according to Oxford professors, who conducted a survey, came up with this joke as being the world's funniest. The joke is the following.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
