HOW TO GET RICH SELLING JUNK TO POOR PEOPLE. Honestly... You'd think they have gone mad. And now Wal-mart wants to have more wal-marts. So they can bring the world more outrageously low prices. But let me ask you this. What does this achieve? Wal-mart is bringing an end to the world. Look at this. This is a secret picture of what wal-mart staff really are!
MONSTERS! ALIENS! FROM OTHER PLANETS!!! Do you really think you would have us in the dark forever... Wal-mart!? I have figured it out.
Their next plan is to make super shopping carts that force you to buy what they want and you will always and only shop at wal-mart!!! They have also invented super-intelligent TeleTubbies!!!
Look at the purple one trying to escape and strangle someone. It is time we put an end to this.
Read this book. It will tell you what you can do about Wal-mart, and some good places to buy guns.
It's closing time... WAL-MART!!!
