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Hilarious new (really old actually) Conan Site!

Look! Him whom lives his life with hung head, eyes fixated on a point unattainably distant beneath the earth, beneath the mud where he without thought plods along with no sense of urgency or neglect, only a faint muttering on his lips of servility and "Yes sirs" to the man... Let all the bells ring! Let the toiling peasant straighten for a moment the ankylosed curve of his anonymous back, bowed to the soil like the trunk of an olive tree, twisted by the tramontana, and let his cheek, furrowed by deep and earth-filled wrinkles, rest in the hollow of his calloused hand in a noble attitude of momentary and meditative repose. Let him then look in my direction! Whale is back! Yes, that comic buoyancy in the sea of dilettante scriblings known to all as the Daily Texan, that current of diluvial hilairty which inundates our hearts with pure joy. Inspired by the return and benevolence of our own fearless street arab, Joseph Devens puts his pen to ink once again!

Paparazzi begone, while the beard adjusts to the burdens and obligations of fame...
Jujubeas23: btw i looked at those pictures and your beard doesnt look bad at all...it seems to suit you...you look good with or without it...so do what makes you happy...you cant go wrong either way
Thanks Nikki, beards DO make me happy. (Zoolander voice)

Big thanks to Greg Brooks for all the extra work that allowed me to cancel classes most all of last week! Word up to Get up Kids... I will declare a holiday.

Just stumbled across the funniest site in the world today... naturally its about oboists. Oboist Site
*Dislcaimer* : contains many band references that may or may not be appropriate and/or funny for the public at large with out band-dork supervision.

Fortunes are bright for appetites and mexicans alike. A month ago tonight, I spun the barrel of a gun around as many times as I had earlier run around the various aisles of the frozen food section. And just as in that moment I had found no reason to go on, I had found no Patio dinners... What's that you say? ...Blasphemy? Friend its the hard truth this poor traveller has endured many nights and dinner times. I can hear Mother saying, "Dinner is a family time." Well sometimes the truth can break your back.... forgive me friend, I knew not that you had lost your Patio dinners in the same manner. Hark! In the words of our founding father, Daddy, the crazy goodness is back, and for naught but $0.90 and a microwave. Bless that wood oven where tex-mex was begotten!

Bad grades are a universal constant in my life this semester as it seems. They're like a pugnent smell that won't be coaxed off. Of course thats just how love is as well, and why everyone is so "into" love im not sure. I mean why not rather be into bad grades? They'll never break your heart, and if it just doesn't work out between you and bad grades and they end up splittin, no biggie, crack a joke and smile and you're back on top. None of this "1 week for every year pining" or "eternal despair" baggage that love so ineluctably leaves behind. Anyway, just a thought. All is steadfast in my zip code.