CARS TO AVOID (some
of these vehicles are also mentioned in the book Best Buys in Used Cars
(1995, Third Edition), by Jim Mateja):
1971-80 Pintos: these cars (a.k.a. the Fordswagen) were notorious
for the "vicarious liability" lawsuits in the 1970s, and if one is found,
be careful of the OEM
fuel tank (even those retrofitted with rubber guards and/or plastic
baffles), or use a fuel cell. I would avoid getting one of these
firetraps, because there was a lot of publicity back in the disco decade
(e.g. the Indiana case in which three teenage girls were incinerated in
a 1973 Pinto, as well as a $128 million dollar lawsuit that was settled
in a Pinto case in 1978) on the overall quality of the Pinto.
#What is a Fordswagen/GMswagen (Jimswagen)? This is
a slang term for the Pinto, in which the wheelbase is similar to the VW
Beetle, and another fact is that the Pinto, along with the Vega, were competitors
to the VW Beetle (and other imports), which was the #1 import that was
popular with the youth of the time.
Here's some Pinto/Bobcat links:
The
Ford Pinto Page
Kevin
G's Pinto Page
10-second
Pinto Page (seen in Hot Rod {4/99}magazine)
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Note: the Pinto case might have led to Lee Iacocca's
firing from FoMoCo in 1978, in which the Pinto was the likely cause, but
the true nature is a pay raise from Henry Ford II!
AMCs
(include Ramblers, Hudsons, and Nash vehicles), Checkers, Henry J, Willys-Overland,
Cord, Dusenberg, Packards, and Studebakers: These cars (from 1954-87)
are the last remmants of the independent automakers besides the "BiG 3",
and parts for these cars (e.g. sheetmetal, weatherstripping, lenses) are
hard to locate, since the independent automakers do not have a parent company
for replacement parts. AMC V8s are a rare find in the wrecking yard
(look under the hood of a 1970-91 Jeep J-series pickup or SUV), and a Small
Block Chevrolet is a good idea for an engine swap, since a Pacer
was fitted with a Chevrolet 350 (the movie car used in Wayne's World).
Note: this might include Jeeps with AMC V8s, and what holds true
for AMC vehicles is that a Small Block Chevrolet will swap into a Jeep.
The 4.0 six is still in production, since Chrysler bought the blueprints
for the motor in 1987. Another trivia for Chrysler fans is that the police
vehicle being offered as an AHB package is a Jeep Cherokee (which is a
Chrysler vehicle that does not have the traditional Chrysler/Dodge/Plymouth
nameplate)!
Another thing that might be of interest to AMC owners
is that various components (steering boxes, trannies, alternators, master
cylinders) are manufactured by either of the "BiG 3" divisions, and reputable
parts manufacturers like Borg-Warner and Wagner would stock available components.
AMC parts are still available from any Chrysler/Dodge/Plymouth
dealer; use the Jeep part numbers.
Any 1978-85 GM vehicle with the 350
Diesel (includes the 260 Diesel and the 4.3L V6 Diesel): Any
GM with the Oldsmobile-built 350 Diesel should be avoided, since these
cars were virtually "lemons" from the factory. Originally, GM was
marketing diesel-powered vehicles to meet fuel economy standards, and that
the lessons learned from the first energy crisis of 1973/74 was a result
of marketing the 350 Diesel. The resale value is low, and the good
thing about diesel-powered vehicles is that the vehicle is emission exempt
(not in all states). These vehicles can handle a gasoline motor swap,
but check out local emission laws concerning modified vehicles.
Note: the 350 Diesel cylinder block cores are well known for
cracking in the main webbing, but if the cylinder block is good, the cylinder
block can serve as a foundation in building a big-inch Oldsmobile small
block, since the block is heavier than their gasoline counterparts.

Imports (e.g. Rice Burners, Lux-o-Euros):
If's it free, don't think of hopping one of these cars up. It's not
worth spit, and cruise events and/or car shows wouldn't allow imports,
unless it's a popular car like a VW Beetle, Nissan Z-car, or Miata.
Any sport version of a Nip car (e.g. Nissan Z-cars, RWD Toyota Celicas,
Mazda RX7) might serve as candidates for Small Block Chevy swaps, but check
out local emission laws first. Other pre-1980s-era RWD Nip cars may
not have enough room for a V8 swap (e.g. Datsun B210, Toyota Corolla, Mazda
Cosmo). Bad publicity by Hyundai in the early 90s, in which
a commercial was axed, due to the Rodney King beating.
Any car that has front wheel drive: These cars (e.g. Hyundai
Excel, Geo Prizm, Honda Civic, Pontiac 6000, Saturn, 1980-85 GM X-cars)
are not worth spit, and to a lesser degree, serve as recyclable waste.
This is what I call the "worthless trash" or "piece of plastic" that everyone
(Gen Xers) drives today. Has no future in a drag race for a front wheel
burnout and/or high speed pursuit. Originally, these cars are the
backbone of the modern automobile, since this was possibly a direct response
to the second energy crisis of 1979, and the fear that a gallon of gasoline
would have sold for $3 a gallon. Another thing is that these cars
were outselling full-size cars (and possibly led to the extinction of the
V8 powered family sedans), and led to the SUV/minivan boom.
A 1967 Chevelle,
now a decaying hulk in a Pick-a-Part (Vehicle no longer exists, since the
body was crushed in Novemper 1999)
Junkyard/derelict/basket case/abandoned vehicles: These vehicles
should be avoided, because is't a PITA to re-title a motor vehicle that
is residing in a salvage yard, and/or locating missing parts for basket
case vehicles (e.g. missing body panels, stripped interiors, and/or mechanical
parts). Wrecking yards DO NOT re-sell junkyard property, unless the
vehicle is a "reconstructed" vehicle from wrecked halves, or an insurance
write-off. This holds true for abandoned vehicles, in which hauling
off the carcass might be considered unlawful, and a criminal offense (under
various penal codes concerning stolen property) under individual state
laws. When purchasing a motor vehicle, always ensure that the documents
are present (e.g. valid title, smog certificate, bill of sale). It's
better to purchase a car for $1200 rather than going through red tape and/or
the legal process.
Note: Retitling a motor vehicle is risky, as long
as there is proof that the vehicle in question isn't stolen or hot.
There are out-of-state title services, that will process the necessary
paperwork to obtain a title in your state. In some cases, the salvage
yard might be of some assistance, in which they may or may not have the
documents on the vehicle in question.
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