THE $5 WINNER
Submitted by Mert Akinc
Name: Sister Phylis Equine
"Hey Sister Margaret, come over here! You ever seen a horse ejaculating?"
RUNNER-UP:Submitted by Jonny Wallace
Name: Sister Mary Jude (the name of my French teacher in high school)
"And those priests think they're the only ones who can look at little boys around here..."
