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El Chupacabra

Owner: Cliff Ely

Coach: Bob and Doug MacKenzie

 

ALL TIME W - L RECORD

2001

5-8

2000

9-5

1999

4-9

1998

5-8

1997

8-6

1996

9-6

1995

3-11

 

Favorite Drink:  Tequila and Lime........1)Buy Bottle of Tequila and couple of limes 2)
Cut Limes 3)Take shot of Tequila and suck lime 4)Repeat 1-3 until bottle is
empty
 
Sports Babe:  Jillian Barberie
 
 
NFL Team:  Oakland Raiders
 
Worst Show ever: Ricky Lake, Rosie O'Donnell...any f**king talk show with a fat
woman hosting it
 
Worst movie ever:  Planet of The Apes (Remake)
 
Favorite movie quote:  “Greed is good; greed is right; greed works.  Greed clarifies, cuts through, 
and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.” – Gordon Gekko, Wall Street
 
Best piece of advice your father ever gave you:  At age 11-12 "If you're not laid by the time you're 
18 I'm taking
you to Boys Town"
 
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? "What kind of stupid fucking question is that?"