River Bats

Owner: Jeremiah Bentley

Coach: Steve Austin

ALL TIME W - L RECORD

2001	7-6
2000	7-7
1999	8-6-1
1998	8-7
1997	5-8
1996	10-4-1
1995	9-7

 

Favorite Mixed Drink (Include recipe):  Whiskey sour (take a shot of whiskey, pour in some sour)

 

Favorite sports babe:  Jill Arrington

 

 

Favorite NFL Team:  Dallas Cowboys

 

Worst television show ever:  Ally McBeal

 

Worst movie ever:  Scary Movie 2

 

Favorite movie quote:  You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. - Colonel Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

 

Best piece of advice your father gave you:  Never drink before 5 o'clock.  But if you really need to, remember, it's always five o'clock somewhere.

 

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be:  What a stupid question.