Four Horsemen
Fantasy Football Week
Standings
Ric Flair Division
|
Team |
W |
L |
T |
PF |
PA |
|
Fightin' Roos |
1 |
0 |
0 |
133 |
107 |
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|
Fighting Bass |
1 |
0 |
0 |
116 |
111 |
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|
El Chupacabra |
1 |
0 |
0 |
100 |
84 |
|
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|
Sunshine Band |
0 |
1 |
0 |
107 |
133 |
|
Battlin' Wookies |
0 |
1 |
0 |
84 |
100 |
Arn Anderson Division
|
Team |
W |
L |
T |
PF |
PA |
|
River Bats |
1 |
0 |
0 |
98 |
95 |
|
Goodfellas |
1 |
0 |
0 |
80 |
78 |
|
Lady Pioneers |
0 |
1 |
0 |
78 |
80 |
|
Corporate Raiders |
0 |
1 |
0 |
111 |
116 |
|
Sweet Chin Music |
0 |
1 |
0 |
95 |
98 |
Week One Results
|
Fightin'
Roos |
133 |
Sunshine Band |
107 |
The Roos have the week's highest
score |
|
El Chupacabra |
100 |
Battlin'
Wookies |
84 |
El Chupacabra wins a pretty good
game |
|
Fighting Bass |
116 |
Corporate Raiders |
111 |
This one was very close, but not as close as the next two |
|
Goodfellas |
80 |
Lady Pioneers |
78 |
The Goodfellas pull out a very
tight win |
|
River Bats |
98 |
Sweet Chin Music |
95 |
The River Bats win on the strength of Derrick Brooks fumble
recovery |
Week Two Games
|
Team |
|
Team |
Line |
Comments |
|
Sunshine B and |
|
River Bats |
Band 10 |
The Sunshine Band were one of four teams last week to go
over 100 points, while the Bats got damn close, scoring 98. The e-mail I got from Casey last week reminded
me that he was turning in the lineup of the "three time" league
champions, and I don't doubt that this will continue throughout the season. If the Band loses in week one and wins in
week two, it will be about par for the regular season for a squad that has
only a 14-12 regular season record to go with a 6-0 postseason record in the
last two years. |
|
Fightin'
Roos |
|
Battlin'
Wookies |
Roos
20 |
The Roos scored 133 points to
pace the entire league last week while the Wookies
went down relatively quietly. The most
surprising thing last week for anyone had to be the 31 points that Charlie
Garner scored. One thinks that the Roos won't expect this kind of thing to continue in the
future. Tony Gonzalez returned from
his holdout to score 14 points. Look
at the bottom of the newsletter to see a numerical comparison that includes
the estimable Mr. Gonzalez. |
|
El Chupacabra |
|
Fighting Bass |
El C 10 |
Cliff had a baby boy this week…I say that like Cliff had
anything to do with it. Christina had
a baby boy this week, which unfortunately had to be a product of Cliff's seed
as she somehow couldn't get a better offer.
Maybe Cliff will win the league sometime between now and when the boy
is old enough to take the squad over from his old man. Mark's a complete tool while I'm at it, but
everyone probably already knew that. |
|
Goodfellas |
|
Corporate Raiders |
Raiders 10 |
The Goodfellas pulled out a very
close victory over the Lady Pioneers this week, and are now 9-5 since the
beginning of the 2001 season, which is a pretty good record. The Corporate Raiders scored the third most
points in the league last week but still lost in a cruel twist of fate. This seems to be a continuation of last
year, when the Raiders finished sixth in the league in scoring but won only
two games. Judging from week one
scores, you wouldn't think this one would be close, so I'm predicting that
we'll have two 1-1 teams coming out of this game. |
|
Sweet Chin Music |
|
Lady Pioneers |
SCM 5 |
Both clubs lost last week by a combination of five points
(which ain't much if you're an Aggie or Mark). Sweet Chin Music definitely scored more
points last week, led by the performances of Ricky Williams and Brett Favre, who are also the players they protected. That nice peaceful sound everyone heard
last week was the lack of bluster from Kirk Short who has finally admitted
for once that he might not have drafted the greatest team in the history of
fantasy football. I wouldn't expect this
to last long, perhaps only to Kirk's first win. |
Rosters
|
|
Fightin' Roos |
Fighting
Bass |
El
Chupacabra |
Battlin'
Wookies |
Sunshine
Band |
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|
Owner: Stacey Johnson |
Owner: Mark Cardwell |
Owner: Cliff Ely |
Owner: Tim Whiting |
Owner: Casey Chalmers |
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|
QB |
Peyton Manning |
25 |
D McNabb |
25 |
Jeff Garcia |
16 |
Rich Gannon |
23 |
Aaron Brooks |
25 |
|
RB |
Garrison
Hearst |
11 |
Stephen Davis |
21 |
Anthony Thomas |
12 |
Marshall Faulk |
17 |
Ahman Green |
19 |
|
RB |
Charlie Garner |
31 |
Priest Holmes |
38 |
Jerome Bettis |
3 |
Curtis Martin |
4 |
Eddie George |
22 |
|
WR |
Torry Holt |
9 |
Tim Brown |
10 |
David Boston |
19 |
Kyshn Johnson |
7 |
Rod Smith |
10 |
|
WR |
Ed McCaffrey |
11 |
Kevin Johnson |
9 |
Eric Moulds |
17 |
Darrell
Jackson |
0 |
Terry Glenn |
6 |
|
WR |
K McCardell |
12 |
L Coles |
3 |
James Thrash |
9 |
Rod |
19 |
Johnny Morton |
1 |
|
TE |
Tony Gonzalez |
14 |
Marcus Pollard |
3 |
B Chamberlain |
6 |
Bubba Franks |
0 |
Wesley Walls |
9 |
|
K |
Adam Vinateri |
12 |
Kris Brown |
5 |
Jeff Wilkins |
13 |
M Vanderjagt |
3 |
Jason Elam |
12 |
|
DL |
Jason Taylor |
2 |
Shaun Rogers |
0 |
Grant Wistrom |
0 |
Hugh Douglas |
4 |
Michael Strahan |
0 |
|
LB |
Zach Thomas |
1 |
San Cowart |
2 |
Kendrell Bell |
0 |
Ray Lewis |
2 |
Ron McKinnon |
2 |
|
DB |
Ty Law |
5 |
Samari Rolle |
0 |
Sammy Knight |
5 |
Champ Bailey |
5 |
Darren Sharper |
1 |
|
QB |
Jim Miller |
|
Drew Bledsoe |
|
Tom Brady |
|
Kerry Collins |
|
Brad Johnson |
|
|
QB |
Chris Weinke |
|
David Carr |
|
Joey
Harrington |
|
V Testaverde |
|
Drew Brees |
|
|
RB |
Warrick Dunn |
|
Lamar Smith |
|
Travis Henry |
|
|
|
DeShaun Foster |
|
|
RB |
James Stewart |
|
Trung Canidate |
|
TJ Duckett |
|
Stacey Mack |
|
Lamont Jordan |
|
|
WR |
Bill Schroeder |
|
D Alexander |
|
Donte Stallworth |
|
Travis Taylor |
|
Qadry Ismail |
|
|
WR |
Joey Galloway |
|
JJ Stokes |
|
Ike Hilliard |
|
Bobby Shaw |
|
Jacquez Green |
|
|
TE |
Ken Dilger |
|
Jay Riemersma |
|
Anthony Becht |
|
Eric Johnson |
|
R McMichael |
|
|
K |
Doug Brien |
|
Olindo Mare |
|
Phil Dawson |
|
Joe Nedney |
|
Brett Conway |
|
|
DL |
Michael McCrary |
|
|
|
Trevor Pryce |
|
Andre Carter |
|
Leonard Little |
|
|
LB |
Michael Barrow |
|
Jamie Sharper |
|
Roosevelt
Colvin |
|
Dat Nguyen |
|
|
|
|
DB |
Roy Williams |
|
B Westbrook |
|
Lawyer Milloy |
|
Ty Williams |
|
Rodney
Harrison |
|
|
|
River Bats |
Corporate
Raiders |
Lady Pioneers |
Sweet Chin
Music |
Goodfellas |
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|
|
Owner
:Jeremiah Bentley |
Owner: Jim
Morris |
Owner: Kirk
Short |
Owner: Kris
Montgomery |
Owner: Steven
Dougherty |
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|
QB |
Steve McNair |
27 |
D Culpepper |
25 |
Brian Griese |
20 |
Brett Favre |
28 |
Kurt Warner |
23 |
|
RB |
L Tomlinson |
21 |
Shaun
Alexander |
13 |
Edgerrin James |
11 |
Ricky Williams |
23 |
Corey Dillon |
3 |
|
RB |
Jamal Lewis |
9 |
Tiki Barber |
12 |
Deuce
McAllister |
12 |
Emmitt Smith |
7 |
Fred Taylor |
17 |
|
WR |
Randy Moss |
11 |
Marvin
Harrison |
9 |
Terrell Owens |
5 |
Jimmy Smith |
12 |
Joe Horn |
10 |
|
WR |
Derrick Mason |
10 |
Isaac Bruce |
6 |
Chris Chambers |
9 |
Jerry Rice |
2 |
Plaxico Burress |
1 |
|
WR |
Troy Brown |
2 |
Marty Booker |
25 |
Peerless Price |
8 |
Curtis Conway |
6 |
Amani Toomer |
13 |
|
TE |
Frank Wycheck |
4 |
Freddie Jones |
1 |
Jeremy Shockey |
4 |
Shannon Sharpe |
3 |
Todd Heap |
2 |
|
K |
John Carney |
1 |
Ryan Longwell |
13 |
David Akers |
6 |
Mart Gramatica |
9 |
|
7 |
|
DL |
Greg Ellis |
2 |
Courtney Brown |
1 |
Marcellus
Wiley |
0 |
Warren Sapp |
3 |
Justin Smith |
1 |
|
LB |
Derrick Brooks |
10 |
Jason Gildon |
2 |
Keith Brooking |
3 |
Dwayne Rudd |
1 |
Brian Urlacher |
2 |
|
DB |
Kwamie Lassiter |
1 |
Donnie Abraham |
4 |
Deltha O'Neal |
0 |
Ronde Barber |
1 |
|
1 |
|
QB |
Kordell Stewart |
|
Jake Plummer |
|
Trent Green |
|
Mark Brunell |
|
Michael Vick |
|
|
QB |
Jay Fiedler |
|
|
|
Shane Matthews |
|
C |
|
Tim Couch |
|
|
RB |
Thomas Jones |
|
William Green |
|
Michael
Pittman |
|
Antowain Smith |
|
Michael
Bennett |
|
|
RB |
James Allen |
|
Duce Staley |
|
Shawn Bryson |
|
Kevan Barlow |
|
Olandis Gary |
|
|
WR |
Hines Ward |
|
Peter Warrick |
|
Kevin Dyson |
|
|
|
M Muhammad |
|
|
WR |
Javon Walker |
|
Anton Freeman |
|
Koren Robinson |
|
Az Hakim |
|
Willie Jackson |
|
|
TE |
Ernie Conwell |
|
|
|
Alge Crumpler |
|
|
|
David Sloan |
|
|
K |
Todd Peterson |
|
Paul Edinger |
|
Jeff Chandler |
|
Matt Stover |
|
Mort Andersen |
|
|
DL |
La'Roi Glover |
|
Joe Johnson |
|
Simeon Rice |
|
John Abraham |
|
Jevon Kearse |
|
|
LB |
Dexter Coakley |
|
Peter Boulware |
|
Patrick Kerney |
|
Kailee Wong |
|
Takeo Spikes |
|
|
DB |
Ed Reed |
|
Fred Smoot |
|
Mike Brown |
|
RW McQuarters |
|
Troy Vincent |
|
Comparison
OK…so we all made fun of Slick for protecting Tony
Gonzalez instead of Shaun Alexander. But
what's really the score? In this spot
every week, we'll compare the efforts of misters Gonzalez and Alexander and
provide a bit of commentary.
|
The
Hispanic causing panic, El Machisimo, Tony Gonzalez |
(In
Keith Jackson voice) The lightning quick strong as an ox back from Alabama,
Shaun Alexander |
|
Points this week:
14 |
Points this week:
13 |
|
Year to date points: 14 |
Year to date points: 13 |
|
Points per week: 14 |
Points per week:
13 |
Comment: One week into
the game, this is a pretty close matchup. We'll say that Slick's not a complete dope at
this point, but reserve the right to change that if things go differently in
the future.
