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~ A DOG-GONE DILEMMA ~




I'M AS FRUSTRATED AS A HUNGRY DOG WITH A RUBBER BONE!

WHERE, OH, WHERE, HAS MY WEB PAGE GONE?








FASTER THAN A GREYHOUND, MY PAGE IS OFF IN CYBERSPACE,
WITH MUSIC PLAYING, TEXT ALIGNED, AND IMAGES IN PLACE...










BUT SOMETHING HAPPENS AFTER IT'S ON IT'S WAY,
FOR WHEN IT ARRIVES. "IT'S A DOG!", THEY SAY.







    THEY DON'T HEAR MUSIC AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE.
    IMAGES COME AND GO AND TEXT IS EVERYWHERE.






LIKE A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING, I'M MAKING TRACKS,   
SNEAKING PEEKS AT WEBSITES FOR HELPFUL FACTS.   






  

THE ANSWER IS..."IT'S THE NATURE OF THE BEAST."  
WELL, I SAY..."INCLUDE A DISCLAIMER, AT LEAST!"   






JUST SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW IF SOMETHING IS AMISS ...
HOW ABOUT INCLUDING SOMETHING LIKE THIS:





"IF I SEND YOU A BULL DOG........











.....AND YOU GET A SCHNAUZER....





HEY! DON'T BLAME ME.....IT'S YOUR BROWSER!"






I'm outta here...


IF YOU'RE LEAVING, WOULD YOU PLEASE FEED THE DOGS BEFORE YOU GO?

~CLICK ON THE DOGGIE DISH~




SORRY, SOMEONE LET THE DOGS OUT.

"Who let the dogs out?"

J.J. Shirley