Duke's Statue
By Michael Morisy
A noble statue stands
Upon Duke soil
Of a man
Who wears tinfoil
He stands benevolant
a cornucopia of rotten fruit
comes from his hat
dripping to his boot
I oft ask him questions,
but he never can hear
because the poor old
has Spam in his ear.
Yes, he is Duke,
our great benefactor
And I think he'd enjoy
all the Tipsters' laughter
