Now that's what I call MUSIC!
Oops...I Did It Again
Sent in by Alexia
I think I did it again
I made you believe
It's more than a trend *trend, trend*
Oh, baby
It might seem like a tug
But in a few minutes, we'll be on the rug
But to lose all my virginity
That is just so typically me
CHORUS---
Oops...I did it again
I slapped your fat ass
Got lost in your pants
Oh, baby, baby
Oops...you thought that I shoved
Let's go make some love
I can't be INNOCENT!
You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that my flat chest didn't exist
I cry watching sex tapes
Don't you see I'm a tool in so many ways?
And to lose all my virginity
That is just so typically me.
Oh, baby, oh!
Repeat CHORUS
Oops...I did it again to your ass
Got lost in those pants oh BABY!
Oops...you think that I sho-o-o-ove
I can't be inno-CENT!
Repeat CHORUS
Now that's what I call MUSIC!
Wipe Me Mommy One More Time
Sent in Bmwxfrb2111984@aol.com
Oh Mommy. Mommy…
Oh Daddy, Daddy…
Oh Mama, dada, How am I suppose to know
You know I'm just a Baby
Oh Mama, dada, How am I suppose to go-o-o
When you're all staring at me
Show me how to go pee-pee
Tell me mommy, cause I gotta go now
Uh-uh-oh
My gassiness is killing me
I guess you'll have to burp me
I spit up lots and scream and whine
"HEY, THAT'S MIIIIIIIINE!!!!!"
Wipe Me Mommy one More Time
Oh, mama, Dada, the reason I'm here is cause
You two really screwed up
Oh Mama, dada, There's nothing that I don not want
Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Show me how to go pee-pee
Tell me mommy cause I gotta go now
Uh-uh-oh
My gassiness is killing me
I guess you'll have to burp me
I spit up lots and scream and whine
"HEY, THAT'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wipe me Mommy one more time!
Now that's what I call MUSIC!
Britney
Sent in by MellowYellow2305@aol.com
This is a story about a girl named Britney..
Early morning, she wakes up
Bangs, Bangs, Bangs with her dog
It's time for makeup, a nasty smile
It's you they're all wanna fuck
they say
"Isn't she tacky, this Hollywood slut?"
And they say…
Chorus:
She's so tacky, she's a slut
And she moans, moans, moans in her filthy bed, thinking
If there's nothing wrong with my cooch
Then why does this rash come at night
Lost in the bedsheets, on a dick
But there's no one there to lick her back
And the whore keeps sucking, and they keep on yelling
But tell me what happens when they cum?
They leave…
"Isn't she yucky, this Hollywood slut?"
And they say…
Chorus:
She's so tacky, she's a slut
And she moans, moans, moans in her filthy bed, thinking
If there's nothing wrong with my cooch
Then why does this rash come at night?
"Best hooker, and the winner is…Britney!"
"I'm Roger Johnson for Porn News standing outside the arena waiting for
Britney"
"Oh my god…here she cums!"
Isn't she tacky, this Hollywood slut?
She is so tucky, and why cant she sing?
If there's nothing wrong with her cooch
Why does this rash come at night?
Chorus:
She's so tacky, she's a slut
And she moans, moans, moans, in her filthy bed, thinking
If there's nothing wrong with my cooch
Then why does this rash come at night?
Now that's what I call MUSIC!
DICK SUCKER
Sent in by Anonymous
EARLY MORNING SHE WAKES UP KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK AT THE DOOR jUSTINS HORNEY HES HERE FOR SOME, AND BRITNEY'S GONNA DO HIM OH YEAH ISN'T SHE SHE SLUTTY THIS PIMP DADDY BITCH OH YEAH SHE'S SO SLUTTY SHES A BITCH AND SHE SUCK SUCK SUCK'S JUSTINS DICK SHE'S SO SLUTTY SHES A BITCH BUT WHY CANT JUSTIN CUM SHE SUCKS REAL HARD WITHOUT SUCCESS BUT JUSTIN STILL CANT CUM BITCH GET OFF HIM U AINT NO GOOD U R A LOW DOWN DIRTY HO