A vacationer from New York found his way into a bar in Billings, Montana and began some serious drinking. After he was well past the legal limit, he stood up and shouted, "All Democrats are horses asses!"

Immediately, the barroom crowd set upon him and beat him to a bloody pulp.

After a few days of healing, our hero returned to the same bar and, once again, had more to drink than was reasonable. Staggering to his feet (but remembering what had happened last time), he shouted, "All Republicans are horses asses," whereupon the crowd descended upon him and beat him into silly putty again.

On his way to the hospital, he complained to the ambulance attendant, "Who the hell do these people vote for around here?"