The Top 15 New Slogans for the Republican Party


15> Putting the HIP back in Hypocrisy

14> Adultery with Dignity

13> $40 million is peanuts compared to what *they* want to give
    poor folks!

12> Moraler Then Thou!

11> Let's Get Ready To Stumblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

10> Please, don't squeeze the Chairman

 9> 3% More Ethical Than the Other Guys

 8> We Love to Pry, and it Shows

 7> 1000 Points of Spite

 6> LALALALA!  We're Not Listening!!!!

 5> Your choice, America:  Vote Republican or roast in hell.

 4> The New GOP -- Now with Black folks!

 3> Upholding Principle and Truth Since 1998

 2> With our finger on the pulse of the American peop...  
    Strom?  Strom?!  


    and Top5's Number 1 New Slogan for the Republican Party...


 1> Impeachment: Because the Secret Service Won't Let Us Get
    Close Enough To Lynch


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