The Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

1. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.

and the Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked...

10. Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town.

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