The "Stealth Driver" Idiot - The type of idiot that for some reason thinks it's cool to driver around at night without their lights on. Usually what's even worse is they tend to drive black cars.

The "I'm A Cop" Idiot - They usually think that because they're a cop, and if they make sure to flash their badge in some way that you'll treat them better than anyone else. (e.i. discount, free food, etc.)

The "Credit Card Genius" Idiot - The type of idiot that for some reason thinks that there's some kind of good logic in paying their credit card bill with another credit card.

The "Going Right, Going Left" Idiot - These idiots are usually the type that get in the right lane put their blinker on say that they are going right and then the second the light turns green they jump over 3 lanes of traffic to take a left turn.

The Idiot Parent - The person who shows up at a nice restaurant with their four screaming idiot children, who proceed to do things like stand up in the booth, turn around and pick at your hair or worse yet put food in it, while Mommeee and Daddeeee sit there smiling indulgently. Or, they bring their kids to a store and allow them to run around playing chicken with the grocery carts or knocking things off of shelves. Stupid people shouldn't breed!

The "Food Stamp" Idiot - Gets money from the government to buy food and then buys nothing but junk food i.e. chips, candy and pop. Some is alright , but you must eat more than candy to live.

A Variation On The Food Stamp Idiot - The idiot who loads up on cleaning supplies, paper products and toiletries and then asks "this is a grocery store, why can't I pay with food stamps? "

The "Left Lane" Idiot -The type of idiot driver that rushes up in the left lane of a dual highway until he gets to another idiot in the right lane going 40 MPH in a 55 zone, and then slows down to 40 and paces alongside the other idiot for the next 50 miles. It gives a whole new meaning to "road-block" and "road-hog"!

The "upper-class housewife Land Rover Driver" Idiot - Says it all. Owns and drives an extremely large, rugged Land Rover, despite the fact that she's scared shitless by the size of it, can't reverse in it to save her life and uses it exclusively to take the kids to and from school. Hasn't been near a field in years, and couldn't even tell you why 4x wheel drive is a good thing, other than because "she saw it on the TV". Idiot...

S.U.V idiot-- the dipsh!t who thinks that just because they drive a giant sport/utility vehicle --they own the road. Will sneak through crosswalks and stop signs just to get somewhere. I encountered this kind of idiot while running errands in town. This dipsh!t very nearly ran me down trying to get somewhere.

The "Co-Worker" Idiot - Co-worker idiot thinks working for the same company make you friends. Same idiot talks so much he/she can't get their work done then complains about you being mean to them.

The "I think I have a cool car idiot" - He stickers the shit out of his piece of crap $2.99 car, paints it some ugly-assed color, and attaches some retarded-looking spoiler in a desperate attempt to look cool. Not even close!!