A student comes to a young professor's office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door quietly, and kneels in front of him pleadingly.

"I would do _anything_ to pass this exam," she gushes. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair seductively, and gazes very meaningfully into his eyes.

"I mean ..." she whispers, "... I would do _anything_."

He returns her gaze.

"Anything?"

"_Anything_."

His voice softens.

"_Anything_??"

"_Anything_."

He leans forward and presses his cheek against hers, with his mouth next to her ear. His voice turns to a whisper ...

"Would you ... _study_?"