Famous Last Quotes
these are some last quotes of famous people...now these are meant to be humerous and they might be "wrong" from a moral standpoint...but throw your morals out the window and just enjoy
"I'm good to drive."-Sam Kinison
"It's a theater...whats the worst that could happen."-Abe Lincoln
"Just one more line."-Brad Nowell
"Maybe if i just add some hardcore guitars..."-Vanilla Ice while he watched his career going down the drain
"I can't wait to go to neverland ranch... maybe he will teach me how to moonwalk" -McCully Culkin
"I love Dallas."-JFK
"Lets take a plane."-Buddy Holly
"Wow...thats a shitload of mexicans."-Everyone at the Alamo
"i was gonna pull out but the phone rang and it startled me,"-- Terrell's dad
"I'm gonna get just a little closer to that tree,"-- Sonny Bono
"What are you gonna do about it, chop it off?"-John Bobbitt
"Drive faster!" Princess Diana
"Fuck that, I ain't wearin no damn rubber"- Magic Johnson
"I Do"- Nicole-Brown Simpson
"That bitch told me she was clean!," Easy E---- (this one is courtesy of Jeff Howe)
"Whoohoo! look at me ride this horse, i could be in the kentucky derby!!!!" Christopher Reeve
"This gun barrel tastes like shit," Kurt Cobain
"He is probably too busy doing those stupid car rental commercials to realize i am banging his wife," Ron Goldman
"Jack's Bistro is good for your heart." John Ritter
"b\Being caught masturbating in public will give your career a boost" Pee Wee Herman and George Micheal's agents.
"That's it... I'm cutting you out of the will"- the menendez brother's parents
"you know what we need more of? big expensive boring epics"- Kevin Cosner
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"drugs don't have any long term damages"- Richard Pryor
"Steroids don't have any long-term side effects... Look at me, I have never had roid rage," Chris Beniot
"Come on, I have wrestled crocodiles for crying out loud. What the hell is a stingray going to do to me?" Steve Irwin
"NOTHING is worse than insomnia!!!" Heath Ledger
"Sonofabitch I'm hungry!"-- Terry Schivo
"Fuck taking swimming lessons!" Residents of New Orleans.
"I don't care if it's gay, I just need to get my dick sucked!" Former gay-bashing congressman Larry Craig.
"That bitch will never figure out I am cheating on her," Steve McNair
"Silicon is not a poison," Michael Jackson
"Boy this sure is a pain in the ass," Farrah Faucet
"I'm ready for the lead role in Ghost 2," Patrick Swayze
"Hey baby I just bought a bottle of lube and a brand new rope. Oh can't make it tonight? I guess I'll do it myself," David Carradine
"Michael Vick seems like a really great guy," Snoopy
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