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Sometimes it takes a good swift kick in the butt to realize the person that kicked you is a real jerk.
Elevator always smells different to midgets.
As i lay alone in my nice soft warm bed, i gaze up at the stars and think to myself, "Where the hell is my ceiling?!"
The more i think back the more i realize
If a man comes down your chimney on Christmas Eve wearing a red suit, i say shoot him. He's probably a communist anyway.
Speeding tickets are for people with no excuses...or doughnuts.
The true irony of life isn't dying from what you're afraid of but seeing your locksmith lock his keys in his car.
There's nothing to fear but fear itself, and mold on your peanut butter and jelly sandwhich after you just ate half of it.
If a synchronized swimmer drowns would the other swimmer have to drown too?
***GREAT IDEA***
On the bathroom walls write "When will all the bathroom grafiti end?"
If life hands you lemons make a little stick figure out of it named Mel.
Despite what most people believe rabid pigs do not make good pets...their to hard to potty train.
I used to throw rocks into the lake, until an old man threw me in it. Now i just throw rocks at old men
Despite popular belief the most dangerous animal is not the lion or the bear, but its a shark riding on an elephants back eating and trampling everything in its path. C/O ASandler.com
Why don't people eat money? It would save alot of trips to the store.
"Beauty is within" says the ugly man.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, how much do you think an artists sketch would go for?
Have you ever wondered why when you cross a street the street crosses with you?
I once complained i had no hat until i saw a man with no head
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
If time is a waste of life, and life is a waste of time, then why not get wasted and have the time of your life?<~~~c/o GetUpPina
If straight people can be homophobic, could gaypeople be heterophobic? And if so what would they say?
***GREAT IDEA***
Host an all u can eat buffet for anerexic people!!
Why dont bullemics have their own seperate bathrooms in public restaurants?
I think a great idea for a super hero is a normal guy by day but by night he turns into a squirrel and he runs around chasing other squirrels from the trees of the elderly....i'll call him "Charlie the wonder squirrel"
Ok this is serious....at my job there was the funniest stone...it was a perfectly average looking wishstone, it was brown and it had big black bold letters and they spelled out integration....now first off who on gods green earth would like to wish for integration..."please let me be average, i dont want to excell in anything i do, just let me be one with the pack"...and that got me thinking about another super hero "Integration Man" he has the ability to integrate into normal society, when u look at him dance your like, "hey he's alright"...he works in middle management, he drives a ford taurus, he has 2.3 kids, and a dog, cat, a couple of fish and a bird....he always meets his sales goals, never exceeds any of them, on his evaluation he gets 3's straight across the board.
Mi perro es ensendido TRANSLATION my dog is on fire
Why would we want to send over care packages to a country that were bombing? Wouldnt the people be scared to open the box? "Is it a nuclear weapon or a hamburger?" They will never know
There is never an eskimo around when you need one.
Whats the deal with all this worlds greatest dad merchandise, cant there only be one worlds greatest dad? anyone else is an imposter.
When fish have sex, does one of them have to sleep in the dry spot?
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