Well Well would you look at that? Its the exact same background. Wow! People i need a new background help me out here, anyway heres some anit-communist stuff we got. In case your wondering we don't like communists.
Communism- A system of government in which the state controls the economy. The other day I tried to sell some food in the cafeteria but wasn't allowed. You wanna know why? Because my school is run by communists. They trample on the little people and take everything for themselves. There's no room for independent ownership or even independent thought. Another thing that bugs me is when i loiter in the cafeteria the "sheep" do what the shepherd wants and makes me leave. My mommy paid taxes, i deserve to loiter. Also have you ever noticed how we all flock like sheep to the sound of a "bell"? Scurrying along to our next communist run concentration camp. So as you read this look over your shoulder for "big brother". He's everywhere.
Here is a list of confirmed communists and probable communists. Keep in mind the list might grow.
CONFIRMED
Groucho MarxKarl MarxSanta ClauseBob SmithMr. "B"Mike DCarrot TopDavid HaselhofSam DonaldsonPauly Shore Ted Koppell (communists dont deserve to have their name spelled right) Peter Jackson (thats what you get for leaving out bombadil) Rosanne Barr George BushAnyone from RussiaTim AllenAdam EstesAny girl that wont give me her numberTosha AkinsBob Barker Maggie Simpson Chester Cheeto The Humor RingJim CareyKinko'sthe twins form "sister sister"
PROBABLE
RudolphThe Cincinnati RedsThe cast and crew of the movie "The Santa Clause"Conan O'BrianH.G. WellsOrson WellsBob Sagat"Buffy" my schools beloved mascotConan O'Brians "Bear"Ron HowardThat guy that wrote the theme song for "Jeopardy"Adam WestMy dog sandyK-Mart (Thats why their going out of business i believe)Chris Katan from (SNL)Mandy MooreThe Kids In The HallThe Anti-Commy webring (see below)The director of "Unbreakable"Jared Fogle (better known as Jared from subway)bitches who eat plates of shit
I would like to add some comments about the newest member to our list, the humor ring. These guys tell us to send our webpage,then they stop talking to us,now we have this stupid pending lnk on our webpage, the only explanation is that they are dirty filthy commies! we must stop this humor ring before it spreads its commy message to more young impressonable minds! these filthy commies who think they get to walk around judging whats funny! like some almighty humor Gods! fuck the humor ring! may they burn with all the other commies!
The Anti commy Web Ring is a sham. We submitted this site to those supposed anti commy webring people. And they never wrote us back. This leads me to believe that they infact are communists and are just setting a trap for people like Chris and I. No! we will not fall for it u bastards. May you all burn in the communist hell that you've created!
I went to get some pictures scanned from my trip down to texas at Kinkos...Well those bastards gave me a .pdf file for them to be viewed in. Unless you have Adobe acrobat reader or adobe photoshop you cant view these fuckin pictures. So the moral of this story.....I'm gonna sue those communist fuckers
I would personally like to apologize for all the communists that are reading this site. The things Chris and I write are intended to be humerous. If in any way you feel ashamed of your communist heritage then i guess i'm sorry......but i still don't like you.
I know this should probably go under "odd essays" but if it has anything to do with communism it goes on this page because, well damnit, thats how i want it.
LEARN FROM PEOPLE'S MISTAKES
What kind of communist wrote this? Why should i learn from other's mistakes? Why can't i learn from my own? Are my mistakes not good enough for you? Oh, I'm sorry that i'm not worthy enough to mess up bad enough. How bad have you messed up huh?
LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET
Why should i look both ways? If it's a one way street the cars are only going one way. What would be the point? It's a tricky way for the communists to sneak up behind us while were not looking for them. You see i have it all figured out. If you take a quick glance and just run, then i'm sure you can beat the cars and the commies. Besides, whats worse? Being in a commy concentration camp or being in traction for 6 months? I'd rather be in traction.
OPPORTUNITY ONLY KNOCKS ONCE
Theres so many things wrong with this phrase that its pathetic. Why should opportunity only knock once? What if your in the bathroom and can't answer the door. Can't opportunity leave a note or something? NO! You want to know why? Communists, thats why. They steal all the opportunity they can and they never give it back either. Those theiving bastards.
Why do most communists have beards?
Ill tell you why! Beacuse it enhances thier oral sex capabilitys at the homosexual comunist fellatio partys.
In case you are wondering what Fellatio means revert to the essays section it will be posted.
"Have you ever looked at someone and suspected them of being a communist? Then they probably are." Joseph McCarthy. You need to go with your judgement on these things people. To many communists are just floating by society. We need to take a stand against these bastards. And yes we can call them bastards because they are on the list, they qualify and we are members of the B.I.T.C.H. Which stands for. "Beating Inbred Tightass Communist Hoes." Its a great organization if you wanna see our flag here it is. If you can't see our flag then your just a commy bastard.
Lets All Laugh at the Commies
HAHAHAHA!! God these people look like bonafied bastards don't they? Well lets look from top to bottom...Bakunin, Berkman, Chomsky, Durruti, Goldman, Kropotkin. Now if you know that these people aren't communists then tell us and we will quickly take them off of the laugh o tron 3000. But seriously, don't they deserve to be laughed at? I mean look at them! Just look at them for christ sakes!
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