Then, a dark shadow arose from what remained the black suit. The shadow was nothing more than a thin black mist. The mist got caught up in a slight breeze and went around the legs of Qwert 33 and disappeared into the stormy night.
While being carried by the wind, the dark mist mingled in with the radiation from a so called contained leak from a nearby nuclear power plant. The polluted mist then was carried up in the clouds. Then, IT BEGAN TO RAIN!!!
The mist, fell from the sky and became and more liquid substance. It became to look like more of an ooze that was blacker the tar. The ooze, which was once a near invincible villain, began to make itself into an abstract from of a man. The man-ooze slinked its way down the alleys until it stopped suddenly over the man whole of a sewer. The thing opened the man hole and disappeared in it.
The man-ooze continued down the river of "human" waste until it reached a dry area that was about the size of a basketball gym. The room was full of computers and other electronic devices. It quite a contrast to the unforgivable sewer. The ooze walked to one of the computers and typed in something, getting the black sludge all over the keyboard. The thing had typed in "Begin AGENT-B Sequence". Suddenly a burst of electricity came out of the huge monitor in the center of the room. The lightning surrounded the man-ooze, turned it into pure energy, and sucked it into the monitor. A 3-D model of the ooze appeared on the monitor.
The computer said, "Reconstructing human form".
The ooze became no longer just a humanoid blob, it became once again, "The Agent"! But something had changed. His presence looked even more threatening and darker than before.
Then the computer announced, "Initiating Uniform Sequence".
Instead of the familiar yet threatening black suit, something new began forming on the body of the agent. His fine dress shoes were replaced by black leather boots. The rest of his of the suit was replaced by solid black pants and shirt, that were made of a strong material the man would not find for another thousand years. Then, out from agent's shoulders, a menacing cloak appeared. The outside of it was as black as night, and the inside was as scarlet as blood. The computer said, "Sequence Complete", and then another bolt of lighting sprang from the monitor. From the electricity, a tall dark figure emerged.
"How humiliating!!!", said the agent. "I can't believe that I, the Agent, have been defeated by that pitiful excuse for a hero called "Qwert 33". The agent swung his fist up in the air and a burst of lightning shot out of his hand. The agent looked at is smoking hand with strange shock.
The agent then exclaimed, "How interesting! It seems that a positive outcome has come out of this defeat. When Qwert pounded me into oblivion, he broke me free of the "default" form that the computer system had given me. That then allowed me to create a new form for myself, with much more powers. And it also seems that when I passed over the power plant, I must have absorbed some of the radiation, giving me even more power."
Then the agent surrounded himself in an electric ball and said, "Now nothing, not even Qwert 33 can stand in my way, HA HA HA".
In his electrified form, the agent teleported himself into the electric lines, giving him the control over anything that was hooked up into the a socket. The Agent finally had world domination, but he still wanted his revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It's finally over", he said.
Suddenly the lights began to flicker. Then the empty electric socket on the wall exploded in a burst of energy, the energy soon formed into The Agent.
"Not Hardly", said the dark one.
Qwert pulled out a gun and fired five times in rapid succession. The agent dodged them at faster than lightning speed, and jumped behind Qwert. Qwert put the gun right up to the agent's head and fired. The bullet hit its target, but it didn't even make a mark on the forehead of the agent. The bullet fell to the floor. It didn't even look like a bullet anymore, it looked more like a quarter!!!
"I grown to powerful for human noisemakers", said the agent.
"What, I thought I finished you off", spoke Qwert.
"You did", replied the agent, "but I came back, and I've finally achieved my goal of world domination. That isn't all I want. I want revenge, but I won't kill you now." Qwert gave him a puzzled look. "You see", continued Agent, "Right now you are in no position to fight me, and that would be unfair. I am an honorable person, and I am fair when it deals with the battle of 'Good and Evil'. So I'll give you a day to get your powers back up to the way they were before you fought me last night.
The Agent turned back toward the burned out socket and transported back into it saying, "'Til we meet again, Mr. Anderson."
Qwert decided to call the rest of the "Usual Suspects" over the Internet to help him in his new fight. He started to type the first e-mail on his computer when suddenly, the Agent's hand popped out of the monitor and grabbed Qwert by the neck. The agent then said from the computer, "I forgot to tell you one thing, I now have control over anything that it plugged into a socket or hooked into a phone jack, so their won't be any interruptions from your friends, HA HA HA." The hand let go of Qwert and disappeared back into cyberspace. The computer then burst into flames.
Qwert looked at this situation with great concern. How was he supposed to fight the agent when his powers cannot possibly compare the Dark One's new form of immense power???
Suddenly, a thought sprung into Qwert's head. He remembered that the Agent said that he controlled anything that was hooked up to a socket or phone jack. He didn't say that he had control over something that didn't have to be hooked up. That was great, but what could Qwert use that was like that. NOTHING. But wait a minute. A CELL PHONE!!!
Qwert reached into a drawer and pulled out his trusty cell phone. He hoped that the batteries were good. He checked it, but they were low. Now who would he call. Of course!!! None other than that mysterious "traveler" The Unknown. Qwert dialed Unknown's number it rang a few times, then a dark voice said, "Wrong Number."
Qwert replied, "It's just me Unknown. I need your help. The Agent is back."
"The Agent," said Unknown, "I didn't even know he was gone"
Qwert suddenly remembered that he just defeated the Agent last night, and hadn't bragged to anyone yet. Then he said, "The Agent has become .. or...ow.r.fu... The Unknown thought that Qwert's connection was getting bad so he pressed the "SEND" button on his cell phone, and transported himself to Qwert's house
Qwert's house began to quake one of the walls turned into a pillar of flame. From this flame, a stone staircase appeared and then The Unknown walked down this staircase.
Then Unknown said, "I couldn't hear you, I think your battery is low. Lucky for you I have a spare. Now what's the problem."
"Other than you wrecking my house," Qwert said, "The Agent has finally got his wish. World Domination, of the direct electric currents anyway. That's why I had to call you over the cell phone. He came in by teleported through electric socket," he pointed to the charred hole on the wall, "and then again through my computer" then pointing at the burning piece of plastic on his desk. "He said I had a day to get rested up before our next battle."
"How did he become so powerful?" Unknown questioned.
Then Qwert told his long heroic story of him destroying the evil agent.
"Well that was a smart thing to do" said Unknown sarcastically, "Didn't you know that the Agent is pure dark energy? He must have chosen a new more powerful form. Haven't you heard the rule that energy cannot be created or destroyed? The only way for you to defeat him is to contain that energy."
Qwert said, "How can I contain him? My powers are nothing compared to his new ones. I figured out that guns are no use, because I tried it and it just bounced off him."
"That's no problem," said Unknown, "I can give you more powers and weapons that can actually work against him."
"How can you do that?" inquired Qwert.
Unknown replied, "I'll just program them into you through my cell phone. That's what I did when I couldn't defeat the boss on my video games."
"Well, then hook me up," said Qwert. The Unknown pulled a cord out of his cell phone and then stuck the end of it into Qwert's Head. "Hey watch back there, that tickled a little bit." Qwert sternly said.
"What kind of powers do you want?" asked the Unknown.
Qwert then said, "I want everything, something like Mortal Kombat 3689. And for weapons, I don't really know."
"I'll just give you my house special," answered Unknown.
After about 22 hours, Qwert was again ready to do battle with The Agent. The Unknown left Qwert's house is a flash, literally. He went back to the place were nothing exists. Into "The Realm of the Unknown", but he destroyed another wall in Qwert's house to get there.
After Unknown left, Qwert went to his closet and opened it. It was full black shirts and trench coats (is that all he ever wears when he's fight evil), and on the shelf above, his "blue" hat. Qwert put on a new trench coat and the blue hat.
The sun had set, then thunder rumbled the house. All the lights were on yet a dark presence had blotted them out. The Agent walked into the room through one of the holes that the Unknown had made. He clicked his heels on the ground like an SS officer at a Nazi concentration camp. Then the dark one said, "Are you ready, Qwert 33, for our final battle. Qwert nodded and then the Agent said in a deep booming voice, "Then let it begin!!! HA HA HA." The Agent stretched out both his arms and lightning came out of his fingertips. The lightning surrounded both the Agent and Qwert and transported them to the top of the Empire State Building!!!
"This is our battleground," said the Agent, "but before we actually start our battle, I going to let you know the rules." "Rules???" asked Qwert now totally confused. Then the Agent continued, "yes rules, this fight is going to determine the fate of mankind. If I win this battle, which I will, I'm going to fry everyone whether their on the Internet or blow-drying their hair, with electricity. But if you win, which you won't, you can save this pitiful species from that fate. Now let's begin." The Agent shot a massive fire ball at Qwert. The fireball missed Qwert by inches, because of Qwert's super speed. Then Qwert shot his own fire balls at the agent. It missed and hit a radio tower sending the top careening to the ground. The Agent said, "Woah! Cool. Let me try."
He too shot a firball this one hiting a smokestack of a ugly warehouse sending sparks in the air. The Agent then said, "For someone who's trying to save the city, your not doing a very good job" the Agent said sarcastically.
This made Qwert extremely mad. He shot about ten mega-sized fireballs toward the agent, in one second. Each one hitting the menace. The Agent, now with a shocked look on his face was now just inches away from falling down the 102 story skyscraper. Next, Qwert sent went over to the Agent and pushed him off with his finger. The Agent screamed as he fell. Then from about twenty feet above Qwert's head, a voice called out. "Hello down there." It was the Agent. "In addition to all my new lightning balls, I have also learned to fly, HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Qwert then yelled back, "Let's see you fly after I do this." Qwert then jumped up that amazing twenty feet to the Agent. He pulled the dark one back down to the roof and then smashed him into the building, like a hammer hitting the head of a nail. Qwert hit the Agent so hard that the dark one's body went smashing through all 102 stories, and then some more.
Qwert then took the Building's express elevator until he got to the final hole on the ground floor in the building. The hole was so dark that nothing could been seen in it. Qwert had to know if he had really defeated the Agent, so he jumped in a disappeared into the darkness of the hole.
The fall wasn't more than thirty feet or so. Qwert landed with ease. He looked above, and no longer saw the hole that came from the Empire State Building. "There should be some light from that hole." Qwert thought, until he saw the place that he had just entered. The place had a dark and foreboding aura. There was total silence, yet it seemed as though he had heard the voices of one thousand lost souls inside this place. The room was covered in cold lifeless steel that contained many computer monitors. Qwert usually felt at home with computers, but these were different. Each computer had a small red glass "eye". A cold shiver was sent down Qwert's spine. He was in none other than the much debated Secret Base of the Agent.
Then all of the computer's monitors switched on all at the same time. Then a cold, yet almost human voice echoed along the walls of the base and it said, "Good Evening, Dave. I am the HAL 9000 computer."
Then the Agent's voice came booming out of the speakers on the wall, "Impressive isn't it. You were probably one of the people that thought that "2001: A Space Odyssey" was just a piece of good fiction. Well I did a little bit of extra research. There was a Jupiter Mission in the sixties not "2001". Long before man ever set foot on the Moon. Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clark knew this, and now so do I, HA HA HA. I took a trip to the failed "Discovery" ship that was in Jupiter's orbit, and I took all HAL's brain function's and uploaded them into my systems. He's a genius you know, but a misunderstood genius like me. He had to eliminate his crew, to complete his mission. But enough about my lab and it's 'soul', we must finish our conflict."
The Agent jumped from the ceiling and attacked Qwert with a full array of metal powers. Fire and lightning flew all around the base. Qwert tried to dodge the pyrotechnics of the Agent, but that was an impossibility. He was hit a few times, but he did manage to escape. Then he reached into his coat and pulled out a subatomic plasma laser rifle. Qwert fired at the Agent many times. The Agent was hit by almost all the shots and fell to the floor, his body full of holes that you could see right through. Qwert walked up to the Agent's body and said, "Now I must contai..."
Qwert's sentence was cut short when he saw that the holes in the Agent were disappearing before his eyes. Then the Agent's eyes opened with renewed anger. The eyes soon began to spark and shot out a laser in Qwert's face. The laser met its target with extreme force. Qwert was blown back and crashed into one of the computers, his eyebrows and hair singed, and his "blue" hat was now just a memory. The Agent then shouted out, "So you want to play with toys do ya?" with just a flip of his crimson cape, two guns appeared in his hands that looked more like they belonged in a sci-fi movie. "Then lets play!!!"
Agent aimed at his disoriented opponent and was ready to fire until he heard a familiar voice say, "Stop and prepared to be narfed". Narf 99 appeared from nowhere. But he was no longer human. His body had been replaced by the robot he had been working on ever since high school. "Now Agent, you will pay for beating up my friend."
"What, who's going to make me? YOU? HA HA HA HA", laughed the Agent.
Narf 99 then replied, "No, you think I'm stupid." Narf pulled out another smaller robot that was latched on his back. "You will have to fight the invincible 'SHMO-bot', I made him out of my spare parts you know". Then Narf ordered SHMO-bot, "Destroy the Agent!!! and free mankind!".
Narf had an embarrassed looked on his face and said tot he Agent, "OOPS, I guess their won't be a battle." Then he looked at Qwert and said, "Sorry, well then, I guess I'm outta here." Narf shot a grappling hook to the blacked-out hole and disappeared through it, leaving SHMO-bot.
The Agent then said to SHMO-bot, "Let the battle begin!" The Agent raised his foot and stomped once on the ground. A tremor shook the place that SHMO-bot stood on. In .6 second's SHMO-bot crumbled into a million metal pieces. The Agent, then turned around to shoot Qwert, but the hero was not there. Then a voice from the Agent's side said, "Hey, I'm over hear." The Agent turned and fired at the voice. There was nothing there, the voice called from the other side of the Agent, "No silly, over here." The Agent fired into he other direction, yet there was nothing there either. Then the voice of Qwert said, "You found me." And all the Agent could see of Qwert 33 was his fists punching into his face in a fiery glow and bullet speed. The Agent was knocked back, but soon recovered.
The Agent then said, "If I've grown to strong for bullets, then how can your punches do anything to me? Someone wasn't thinking." The Agent fired his two sci-fi pistols and each shot hit Qwert in the chest. None of the shots actually caused pain, but they drained his energy. Soon Qwert wasn't even strong enough to stand up. He collapsed on the floor. The Agent stopped firing. "Don't worry, the effects aren't permanent. Your powers will come back in a few minutes, but I'm afraid you won't be able to use them." The Agent unclasped his cape from his suit and threw it on the powerless Qwert 33.
The cape soon enveloped Qwert's body and held it in a suffocating grip, and then floated Qwert toward the Agent. The Agent, pulled a pair of expensive looking shades out of his pocket and clapped them on his sinister eyeglasses. "Now lets see if we can find what I'm looking for." Then the Agent, took his left hand and pinched the middle finger of his right. He took the glove off his right hand, but there was no hand underneath that glove. Instead their was a pointed steel object that looked like a crude version of a knife. The Agent grinned fiendishly and said, "Don't worry this is going to hurt you more than it does me." The Agent then stabbed Qwert in the shoulder. Qwert yelled out in pain. The Agent pulled out the knife and it turned back into his hand again, and put his glove back on.
The wound bled but not much, and was far from fatal. Then the Agent parted the wound, instead of more blood a blinding white light shown forth out of slit. The light was the power of good and enlightenment. The Agent cried out with joy, "After all these years, I've finally have it, the power of earth's great hero. I myself have such a power, the power of darkness. Would you like to see?" The Agent put both of his hand to his eyes and pulled them out! What Qwert saw in those empty socket's the world will never know except that it was dark enough to fill the heart of earth's last great hero with fear. The Agent put his eyes back into place and laughed, "HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!" Then he yelled, "HAL!!!".
The computer replied, "Yes, Dave?"
The Agent commanded, "Bring the containment chamber." HAL materialized a futuristic jar in the Agent's hand. The Agent put the jar on the brightly lit wound in Qwert's arm. The jar then vacuumed all of Qwert's "Power of Good" out of his body. The Agent then laughed again, "HA HA HA HA HA. It is mine!!!!! How does it feel to be a mortal Qwert 33, or is that Mr. Anderson."
Qwert then said, "Now I guess your going to fry everyone now, right?"
The Agent then frowned and said, "Not yet, I haven't defeated you yet. Sure, I sucked your powers from your body, but it isn't over yet. The winner of the fight is not determined by me, but someone of a higher power. The one person who is both a yin and a yang. This person is good in spirit, yet is a Queen over a dark and evil world. You think she is on your side, but she is really playing on both. I bring you Her Excellencia: THE EMPRESS!!!!!!!"
The Agent laughed so evilly that the whole world shivered. "HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
The Empress continued, "Now Agent, you may take over the world, but first I would like to take a picture of this special occasion." The Agent posed by his HAL computer and smiled. Then The Empress suddenly held up, "Qwert's Camera!!!". "Say cheese", said the Empress and took the picture.
The camera suddenly became a black hole. The Agent screamed as the negative wind rushed around him. "You tricked me. How could you, I won!!!"
Then the Empress said, "That's my boyfriend your messing with and you must pay."
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" The Agent said. He gripped the controls of the computer. And said, "HAL! stop them!!!!!!"
The machine replied, "I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that."
The vacuum of space, began to rip the Agent's suit the shreds, yet he still hang on. Then the skin of the Agent torn off piece by piece. The Agent-Skeleton tried to scream but couldn't because it had no vocal cords left. Then the bones disappeared into the camera. The Agent-skull with blazing red eyes looked right at Qwert 33, and then too vanished into the electronic depths of the camera. The Agent was gone!!!!!! The Agent's cape fell to ashes and Qwert was released. The Empress walked to Qwert and handed him the camera. And said, "You Qwert 33, are the winner. I restore all your powers and declare you "The Hero of the World" and Keeper of the Dark One. Now I must go." A dove flew up in the sky and a bolt of lightning came down, and the Empress vanished!!!
Epilogue A dark figure stands alone in the ashes of his smoldering empire. Wondering what went wrong. He will have his revenge. For he has chosen another form. No one knows what is, but one thing is for sure.
A dark figure stands alone in the ashes of his smoldering empire. Wondering what went wrong. He will have his revenge. For he has chosen another form. No one knows what is, but one thing is for sure.
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