What are the evil invisible elves, and what does this have to do with Mr. Clean? Well, with this webpage, I hope to answer all your questions about these evil creatures.
BEWARE!!! The Invisible elves are out to get YOU!!! Why???! BECAUSE THEY ARE PURE EVIL!!! They come to people's beds at night and pour that horribly fresh-smelling Mr. Clean down your thoat. Worst of all... ANIME IS THEIR NEXT TARGET! Yes, folks. Their one and only mission is to destroy all anime and wreak havoc amongst us anime lovers. And their leader???...
NONE OTHER THAN MR. CLEAN HIMSELF!!!
So I know what you your thinking... How can we stop these evil Mr. Clean minions?? It's easy. All you have to do is join the A.A.E.I.E. (Alliance Against Evil Invisible Elves), and help us hunt down all Mr. Clean-related evil substances! Thank you for listening, and if you are interested, please e-mail me.
How to Join
