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1. This IS heaven. You can stop praying now. *updated
1-25-05* Info about me *updated 1-25-05* *updated
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1-25-05* The Loves Of My Life *updated 1-25-05* *updated
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3-12-03* Random Thoughts and pictures... *updated 3-12-03* Meet My Pet Dragon ~*Down for CONSTRUCTION*~ SORRY! This
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the human body, please leave now before the worms come for you. The intention of
this site is to enjoy people like myself and celebrate my life for the wonders that it is. If
you don't agree with it, I really don't care. ;o) You've been warned. Don't make me
spank you... unless that's your thing, then get your ass over here.
may experience dizziness or loss of memory.
Actually, if you do a lot of drugs, that
could happen too. But we don't do drugs here because we have no money.
2. EAT THE NACHOS.
3. Slap my ass and make me smiley.
4. Kids- don't try this stuff at home, this is a trained flying toddler.
5. Please remember, this is the result of my terrifying experiment with Funyuns and Pez.
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