Otay...here I am yet again and Im thinkin, ok these people have been going my site and thinkin man this person is one lug nut..but i sure as heck dont give a toot anyhoo!.....So my pile of sh!t will show you, a buncha sh!t i made up ..heh.....huh huh lug nut...Anyways enuff jibberish and what not......
ok i dunno why i put this on here but here it goes, for my history class we had to use many 20's terms to make up some sappy story. My friend Chelsea and I made this one up its really cheesy, and she has a thing for cream savors..... so prepare to think "this story sucks!!!!"
A Shpadoinkle Adventure....
‘Twas a very gray and mysterious day, a hint of rain, a bit of wind.
There was a touch of unnatural feelings, and a sense of oddity the
air as Monica and Chelsea walked on home from Robert E Lee. High
school. Chelsea’s car had been in the shop a day prior so they both
thought of it as a dangerous adventure to walk in the Baytown area
without protection, or some pepper spray. Once they past Jack in the
Crack, they both spotted a luscious orange shiny cream savor.
Chelsea and Monica take one good look at each other and start
racing for it. Blinded by the sweet tangy flavor the cream savor
produces, Monica and Chelsea soon forget they are in a construction
zone. ( Which for the most part, all of Baytown is) A sudden flash of
light and a great pain takes over their bodies.
“ What in the heck is going on!” screams Monica.
“Man this is bunk!!!!!!!” states Chelsea. As they both get up
they notice that they are not in Kansas anymore.
“ This is oodles of bananaoil ! “ Monica blurts out. She
quickly covers her mouth with her hand.
“ Chelsea, what did I just say?” Chelsea is struck with
amazement when she sees the view. No more Exxon, no more, plants,
no more Robert E. Lee High, no more Jack in the Crack. They see a
thriving little village called Shpadoinkleville. Population 500. They
continue their amazing journey by walking to the nearest building.
“How did we get here?” asked Chelsea.
“ Baloney, your all wet!!” Monica replies. “ahhhhh, why do I keep
talking like this??? !!!!!!” Monica soon starts crying, never has she
sounded this stupid while conversing. She had mixed feelings of
absurdity and she sure as heck didn’t want to sound like a dumbdora.
They soon walk by a pharmacy and Monica almost has a spasm of
astonishment, it is the year 1924. They soon pass a run down old
bar and Chelsea’s eyes brighten up by the sight of a young Latin
buck.
“Who is this sheik, cake-eating, drugstore cowboy of a
man?!?!” she asks Monica.
“Uhhhhhh I dunno, I dont even know if this is just a hokum of
a dream...” Monica trails off.
“Who are you, some lousy bum?” insulted Monica.
“ Ohhh contare, my dear shebas, I’m quite hep, also known as
the big cheese aroun’ her’..he says. Monica and Chelsea start
bellylaughing, and the dude described himself as a lounge-lizard by
the name of Carrrrrrlos.
“ Hey you Hotsy-totsy, ritzy, sob-sisters, wanna go down to
the main drag in my jalopy?”
“Applesause and horsefeathers, we must proceed on finding a
way home!!!” reasons Monica.
“ C’mon Monica, he seems quite keen, peppy, swanky, and I
seems to be getting a lil’ crush on the sheik male. “ Chelsea
whispers.
“ Huh, and what about uhhhh, like home and stuff?” Monica
ingeniously points out. “ We have to get home, I have a history paper
about, ironically, the 20’s, you goofy, screwy, run-arounds!!”
“ Hey my dogs are hurtin’ “ Chelsea remarks.
“ Stop being such flat-tires, there will be some gigglewater
there that will ease any foot pain. I’m sure if you get ossified e’nuff,
you wont feel any pain.” “C’mon, I know of a great speak-easy.”
Carlos takes the gals to spiffy up for the occasion. “ Raspberries!”
Chelsea says.
Monica sighs and says “ That’s swell, just swell........”
“We must be careful, the party are going to gatecrash is in the
Biblebelt!” Carlos says.
Anyhoo, this blinddate with danger had Monica feeling not too
copacetic. When they arrived at the ginmill, there were many
gold-digging, hard-boiled type of gals all around. As soon as they
entered the liquor filled “ coffee house”, Monica and Chelsea seemed
to relax. After a drink or two of some hooch, Monica and Chelsea
seem to be the life of the party. A spliflicated Monica, goes to the
bullsession and starts trying to converse.
“ And in the future there will nobody will say words like bee’s
knees, bronx cheers, kiddo. cat’s meow and the real McCoy!!! Isn’t
that silly ?!!!..Monica trails off..
Soon, Monica spots a gangsta looking fellow by the name of
Scartoe...
She notices that he pets flapper-type girls and tries to neck their
gams all the time.
“ Nerts! I’d like to frame that easily pushedover freak!” said
Monica. She goes outside and kicks Scartoe’s stugglebuggy around
As soon as Monica tried to blame some fallguy, Scartoe had sent a
torpedo her way to bump her off. All this drama and what not, had
made Monica’s buzz go down so she wanted to leave. Besides she
didn’t want to get pinched. She soon found Carlos and Chelsea
making whoopee by some old hoofer that was staring. Monica
interrupts them by screaming at the top of her lungs. She soon
explains to them that they must leave before Scartoe gets them.
Chelsea had a hard time of making a decision on weather to go or
not because she had struck on Carlos not only for the sexappeal of
course.... Chelsea wanted to make sure if Carlos was not only
carrying a torch, so she asked him to come with us.They all ran together trying to get beyond the magical boundaries of
Shpadoinkleville, they come up to a cliff. Chelsea had a darb idea of
jumping of. Monica didn’t think this was so darb.
“Ok, girls everything will be Jake as soon as we go back..”
Carlos assured them. In fact, jumping gave them all the
heebie-jeebies. Before the big scram, Carlos gave Chelsea a big wet
one on the kisser. They jump.
“Gosh-dittly-darn it! My cheaters are broken, uhhhhh and so is
my smeller!!!!!!” Monica said.
“ I love you Carlos, and thats no line!” Chelsea proclaims.
Delighted that they made it back, Monica happily upchucks on the
beautiful orange cream-savor that got them in this whole blunder
anyway.
Uhhhhhh ok Hope you thought that was fun! Anyhoo, this paper was fun to make so i thought I would just post it on here. Uhhhhhhh I'll add other shhhhstuff later cause the bell is fixin to ring(im being naughty and getting on-line at school) so uhhhhhhh toodles and what not...
uh and errr YES I did turn this in, and YES I got a good grade on it....sheesh....
MoNiCa
ok i dunno why i put this on here but here it goes, for my history class we had to use many 20's terms to make up some sappy story. My friend Chelsea and I made this one up its really cheesy, and she has a thing for cream savors..... so prepare to think "this story sucks!!!!"
