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Welp....here I am.....and I know most of you all are like what is this freaking page all about!!!! or sumthing like that... but this page is a heap of Monica... and Monica is a bundle of weirdness from what i have heard... You know there are many things around the world that make ya say hmmmm..like for example... questions like...."why are we here?"...."whats the meaning of life"......"what the hell is spam?!" you know the basic questions that ponder the minds of society today......Well I asked friends, family, and online people to send me questions they had about stuff.....Well this page is gunna tell you what I think of questions like these........ enjoy!
ok.... Question numero One!
" Ummm ok... what makes sense in this fast-paced, uniform, stock-market world?"
Well, I'd like to answer that question...really...but to me nothing in this world makes sense... I dunno, if its me and my way of thinking...or if the world is just fiddle-faddles....jibbberish....or what potty-mouths would say...sh!t...well there are little things that make sense such as uhhh...nevermind......
Question Dos!
"What the hell is spam???"
Man, I dunno...some strange mixture of beef,pork,chicken, boot, goat...and somthing or other.......
Question 3!
"What do you think of trends?"
Hmmm....I really dislike trends...most of all if u like it wear it....if u dont....dont! I like adidas... so i wear it.....i dont like nike so i dont....u know....if the fad is wear dogsh!t in your hair, a trash bag, and some flippers... I really believe people would do it... All i know is that if someone does not like you for not dressing "cool" then screw'em! I think trends run high-school... if u dress in all black you are screwed from being a prep,jock, geek, bandnerd, those artsy type people, u are just put into the freak section... so if u dress the way u feel, and they way that best suits you, you are still fu*ked cause no matter what, people will always judge....i think u just gotta go above it... or below it whatever tickles your pickle....
Question four!!!
"What makes you happy?"
Whoa..... well from what people tell me, all and all im a pretty happy person...im surly not at the happiness level of the brady bunch but u know im up there..... no big family probs, groovy friends, u know stuff like that... i think things that keep me entertained for a while make me really happy,uhhh... rollercosters......kool-aid .....stuff....
Uhhhhh Question number 5
" What is with your obssesion with superman?"
Ok....now that was a silly question...whats NOT to like about superman!!! Hes the greatest hero of all time!!! I mean c'mon the cute little curl on his forehead just makes him have a "guy next door" type look, yet his size and strength make him have really cool hardass look....Those red undies, or for him "outies" are just to die for! If I could like just have one pinch on the bum i would be really really HAPPY! oh ya add that on to my "what makes u happy" question....anyhoo I love superman he has been my hero since i was little... and now Lois on the other hand was a big mistake in the whole superman story... gosh shes like a disease! Nobody wants one but its still always around.....personally i think she was a big ol' dyke....
Question uhhh 6 i think...
"Who is your favorite SNL character?"
OHHHH MY GOSH!!! A good question!!!!! There are endless of SNL characters i Luv but if it all boils down to one...then Id choose Mango...Hes sooooooo freakin funny!!!!! and u wanna know sumthing thats totally ironic....mangos are my favorite fruit!! Another person thats funny is when Cheri Oteri plays like an ol' woman that takes millions of pills and medications hehe shes funny...huh huh mango...
Question SeVeN and what not
"What makes you unique?"
Ok...uhhh..... this is kinda hard.. lets see here what makes Monica, Monica...I guess first of all my personality..Im like way different than my family...( which is a good thing) I tend to be optimistic most of the time...then i have moments where im like waaaay pessimistic..but i guess it kinda evens out...ummm i think i have some sort of weird disease....cause some moments ill be like way hyper...then like 5 minutes later ill be asleep...mmmm sleep...I dont have any talents at all!..Umm..I can like...color...but thats about it...I hope that answers your question..i think... uhhh....whats going on...POOP..
Ok question number 8 and what not.....
Well thats all I have now..hee hee... and make sure they are nice enuff for chirens with virgin eyes...including me!...
