Hooker with a Penis
by
Tool
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501's,
And a dope beastie-tee
Nipple rings, new tattoos
That claim that he was OGT
Back in '92 he bought the first EP
And in between sips of Coke
He told me that he thought
We were selling out, laying down
Sucking up to the man
Well now I've got some advice for you little buddy
Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man
I'm the man, and you're the man, and he's the man as well
So you can point that fucking finger up your ass
Consumer, be fruitful and multiply
All you know about me is what I sold you, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you had ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit
And then you bought one
I've got some advice for you little buddy
Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man
And if I'm the fucking man then you're the fucking man as well
So you can point that fucking finger up your ass
Consumer, be fruitful and multiply
Consumer, be fruitful and multiply
All you know about me is what I sold you, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you had ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit
And then you bought one
All you read and wear or see and hear on TV
Is a product begging for your fatass dirty dollar
Shut up and buy
Buy
Buy my new record
Buy
Buy
Buy
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
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