"Chi-Chi! I want Fruity Pebbles! Please can we get Fruity Pebbles!" Goku squeals as he pushes the cart next to Chi-Chi, while holding up a box of his favorite cereal.

Chi-Chi rolls her eyes. If Goku always had it his way when they went shopping more and likely their whole family would be fat. She looks into the cart that he pushed. It was halfway filled up with fruits, vegetables, and most importantly rice, no junk food whatsoever. But then again, Fruity Pebbles wasn't a junk food, it was a morning cereal. And breakfast was the most important meal of the day, especially when she had the honor of not cooking it.

"Fine, Goku, you may have your Fruity Pebbles." she says, giving in.

"Yippy " he shouts and throws the box of cereal into the cart. "May I have Berry Berry Kix too? Huh, huh, may I? Look Chi Chi, it's kid tested and mother approved."

"Go ahead Goku." she grumbles as her eyes linger over to the aisle ahead of them. It always seemed to take forever to get out of the cereal aisle.

"Frosted flakes too?" he asks.

"Don't push your luck, buddy." Chi Chi says, while looking him dead in the eye.

Goku sticks out his bottom lip and it begins to tremble, his eyes enlarge and glaze over with tears.

"Puuuuuulease?" he whimpers.

He did that on purpose. There wasn't a day when the both of them went shopping that he didn't put on that puppy face of his. He knew that she could never say no to that face. Why did God have to make you so darned cute? She asks herself before once again giving into Goku.

"But no more after that, understand?" Chi Chi orders.

Goku nods his head. "Okay, Chi Chi, no more cereals."

Finally they had entered the next aisle. Chi Chi nearly faints when she sees what aisle it was.

"Ooo-ooo, Chi Chi! Can we get Cheetos?"

She couldn't take it anymore. If she said no he would just put that puppy face of his back on and she wouldn't be able to turn him down anyway. So why even try. She buries her face in her hand as her head begins to shake back and forth.

"Listen, Goku, why don't you just do the shopping, okay?"

"Really?" he chirps happily.

"Yeah, just go on ahead."

Immediately after she said that Goku plops the bag of Cheetos into the cart, followed by numerous of other kinds of Cheetos, and then chips.

I'll be fat by sun down. Chi Chi sighs.

"Goku? Why, Son Goku, is that you?" a low womanly voice asks.

Chi Chi's head jerks up as soon as that high-pitched voice entered her ears. In front of them stood a beautiful blond. She was slim, trim, and well, did I mention beautiful. A red store basket hung from her left arm, the rose bright color matching that of the short slip on tight dress she wore. Hmph, what idiot goes shopping in something like that? Chi Chi frowns.

"Who are you?" Chi Chi asks before Goku could say anything. She didn't like the looks of this.

The woman makes her way over to the other side of Goku and grasps his massive bicep in her tiny frail hand.

"Goku here saved my life, just the other day." she says with a wide smile.

With his other hand Goku scratches his head.

"I did?" he asks, confusion in his voice.

"Oh, stop playing." the girl giggles and slaps Goku's chest. Chi Chi's eyes flare up. How dare she slap his chest like that! Only she was allowed to do that! "You remember me, R-r-r-rolanda Tesheru." she says, rolling her r's seductively.

Now an eyebrow raises. "Ummmmmmmmmm…"

"The bank robbery that took place a week ago, on Satan street, you were there with some little short guy."

"Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! I remember you! You're that woman who wouldn't shut up!"

Rolanda's face goes red and Chi Chi begins to laugh. She thought this to be the right time to tell this lady who she was. She grabs Goku's other arm and pulls him beside her.

"Hi, I'm Chi Chi, Goku's wife." she says with a sly smile, waving slightly.

The girls face drains of all color and her mouth drops.

"You’re his…"

"Wife." Chi Chi finishes for her, her smile growing wider.

Rolanda purses her red lips together and clears her throat. She smiles lightly, even though there wasn't anything for her to be smiling about and turns back to Goku.

"Well, then, I hope to see you again, Mr. Hero." she says while patting his arm. She then moves off on down the aisle.

Chi Chi watches her until she turned a corner and was out of sight. As soon as she was gone she turns back to Goku.

"That woman was flirting with you Goku!" Chi Chi hisses, while squeezing her husbands arm tightly.

"Hmmm, hey, can I have this?"

Chi Chi's nose flares. "I thought I told you that you could do the shopping!"

"Oh, yeah! You did, didn't you!" Goku says, his mouth forming an O shape. He smiles warmly at Chi Chi, melting her heart. He then goes back to the cart and to his shopping. Chi Chi watches him as he strolled slowly down the aisle, humming to himself. Maybe the girl wasn't flirting. Maybe she really did just want to thank Goku for saving her life. For if somebody had saved her life she knew very well that she would like to thank him. But somehow Chi Chi's eyes fall upon his butt and her anger is lit again. What woman can resist a butt like that? That R-r-r-rolonda wants my man!

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He had been pigging out ever sense they got home. Filling his belly with chips, yogurts, ice-cream, and candies. Gotens stopped by and he stayed once he saw all the food. And not soon after Gohan followed and he also stayed, making up some lie that he needed some place to study! It was pitiful! And after they were through eating all that junk they were still hungry! They then begged for Chi Chi to make them dinner.

"Something with fish in it." Goku suggest before leaving the kitchen again to finishes off whatever he had left from his little shopping spree.

Chi Chi could only groan before she had to go off and begin dinner. The whole time she cooked she could here the guys out in the living room horse playing, laughing, and just having fun. All that noise soon got to her so she decided to go take a peek to see what her three most favorite men were doing. They all sat on the couch, passing about bowls of chips, popcorn, and dip as the stared at the t.v. One of the characters on the show says a stupid joke and the three of them bust out laughing. Goku, of course, laughed the hardest.

"That Pinky! He cracks me up!" Goku shouts, his eye's tearing from laughing so hard.

"Hey, Gohan, Brain is just like you, smart, and he has a really big head!" Gotens cracks.

Goku cracks up even more.

Gohan just frowns and crosses his arms upon his chest.

"Sticks and stones can't break my bones, so I guess words will never hurt me!" Gohan shoots back.

"Ooooooo, what a come back! What's wrong, did---"

The sharp sound of Gotens cell phone cuts him off. Knowing who it was Gotens hurriedly reaches into his pocket, retrieving his phone. He then jumps from his seat to move to a quieter room.

Chi Chi smiles, happy to see her children at home again having a good time. She turns around to go back to what she was doing, when the doorbell suddenly rang. She turns back around, sighing to herself and heads toward the door. She couldn't count on her guys to answer that.

"Chi Chi!" Goku whines as Chi Chi makes her way in front of him.

She ignores him and continues on her way to the front door. Just as it rang one last time Chi Chi swings open the door.

"Hellllllllll….o." she was shocked at seeing who was in front of her. What was she doing there anyway? And most importantly, how did she know where they lived?

"Hey!" Rolanda chirps. She held a basket of food in her hands. A big basket of candies, hams, salami's, and cheeses. " Is Goku home?" she asks while peeking her head over Chi Chi's shoulder.

Before Chi Chi could slam the door in her face, one of her loved sons made his way to her side.

Hey mom, Paris…" he stops in the middle of his sentence just as she had done a moment ago. But he had a completely different reason for doing so. He still held the cell phone in hand and obviously his girlfriend was still on the line. His eyes slowly traveled up and down the young woman's body. Beginning at the bottom of her legs to her beautiful face. Though his eyes did linger in certain places longer than needed.

"Hi!" Rolanda greets.

Chi Chi didn't think it was possible for her son's eyes to grow any wider then they were, but they did. His lips part to say something but then they quickly close back up.

"Gotens! Gotens, honey! Are you still there?" Chi Chi could here the worried voice of Paris screaming from the phone.

Somehow Paris's voice finally made it into his ears and Gotens was snapped out of whatever kind of trance he was in. He looks at the phone curiously, as if he didn't know how it got in his hand and then places it back against his ear.

"H-hello." He says. "Paris?"

"Um, may I come in?" Rolanda asks, and shifts the basket to the other arm.

Chi Chi so did want to say no, but Rolanda only wanted to thank her husband. And of course, Chi Chi would do the same thing. So regretfully she pulls the door open, allowing R-r-r-rolanda passage to her sacred abode.

"Goku!" she squeaks as soon as she enters and finds him relaxing on the couch.

Goku's head jerks to Rolands direction and his face brightens. Gohan also turns and he begins going through the same phases his brother had just gone through.

"More food!" Goku hollers and jumps from his seat.

"Yep, just for you! It's for saving my life." Rolanda complies, while holding out the basket of food for Goku.

Goku snatches the basket from her hand and rushes back over to the couch to return to watching one of his favorite shows.

"Mom, who is that?" Gohan asks, his eyes glued on the woman even though he was addressing his mother.

"My names R-r-r-rolanda." Rolanda takes it upon herself to answer and as always she rolls her R's in a seductive manner. "Your father saved my life a couple of days ago." she explains. She slowly makes her way over to the couch, swaying her hips back and forth just as seductively as she had rolled her R's. She takes a seat at the end of the couch by Goku.

This was just about as much of this Chi Chi could take. She goes over to the couch, grabs Goku by the wrist and pulls him out of his seat, basket and all.

"Chi Chi!" he groans. "I was watching that!"

"But wouldn't you rather eat dinner? I made your favorite." Chi Chi says in her most sweetest voice so as to woo her husband over.

"I don't recall having a favorite meal. Usually, I just eat whatever you got to offer." Goku admits.

At that moment Chi Chi couldn't careless if the guy had a favorite meal or not, just as long as she got him away from that walk and talk Barbie.

"Rolanda, honey, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to leave. You see, we're just about to begin dinner." She says and shoves Goku into the kitchen. "Gohan, my dearest son, could you please see this nice lady to the door."

Gohan smiles and gets up from his seat. Rolanda on the other hand had a frown on her face. She seemed to be getting the message. Chi Chi did not want her there.

"Hey, mom!" Gotens calls to her. Chi Chi turns around to see her youngest son stuffing his cell back into his pocket.

"Hmmm."

"Well, I was just thinking, why doesn't Rolanda stay for dinner? I mean you always make enough for ten or twenty."

Chi Chi smiles sweetly at Gotens, but her eyes were that of the devil as they suddenly went up in flames.

"Well, Gotens, I don't think Rolanda really wants to --"

"Oh, Mrs. Son, I'll be honored to share a meal with you and your family!" Rolanda chirps while clasping her hands together.

"Chi Chi!!! I'm hungry!" came the cries of her husband from the kitchen.

She didn't know what to do. She didn't want to seem rude and kick Rolanda out…but why not, she's kicked people out before and after watching a show called "Martin" a few times, she picked up some pretty nifty lines to say while you're kicking someone out. She held these lines at the tip of her tongue as she began to decide what to do.

"Chiiiiiiiiiii Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!" Goku is now screaming.

Sighing loudly, Chi Chi made her decision.

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 "Yes, I attended Harvard in America, graduated top of the class and did I mention I'm a great martial artist." Gohan says as he stares goggly-eyed over at Rolanda.

Chi Chi looks at her oldest son and scowls. Of course he didn't see her because he was too busy flirting with R-r-r-rolanda. Chi Chi hated the way they were seated. Of course both of her idiot children wanted to sit by the guest and would have probably blown up the kitchen if her Goku hadn't figured out a seating plan.

"Rolanda can sit in between Chi Chi and me!" he chirped.

So, there they were, Goku, Rolanda, Chi Chi, Gohan, and Gotens, sitting in that order exactly.

"Well, I look better then Gohan, don't ya think?" Smiling that Son family smile Gotens leans over his food and over his father to stare Rolanda straight in the face.

She flutters her eyes at him, looks down at her food, picks at it, and then looks over at Goku.

"Well, we can see where you got your good looks from." She pushes her food away from her and places her elbow on the table, resting her head in her hand she was now facing Goku directly. Goku's eyes dart from his plate to Rolanda's.

"Um, are you going to eat that."

"No, I'm not to hungry, so--"

Faster then lightning that plate was in Goku's hand and he had began spooning it down like there was no tomorrow.

"Hey, Rolanda, my brother is an idiot, don't listen to a word he says." Gohan continues on with his competing.

Chi Chi was getting sick of her two sons. She had to put a stop to them making fools out of themselves.

"Gohan, why don't you tell Rolanda about that wife of yours. And Gotens, how about that lovely girlfriend of yours, eh."

Both of the boys groan and resume their eating. Chi Chi smiles to herself at least she got her two boys acting sane. Now, she had to get her husband to realize that this woman was trying to seduce him.

"Oh, my, it's late." Rolanda groans. "It was great, but I really must be going." she turns to Goku. "Would you be a dear and escort me to the door?"

Taking his chopsticks out of his mouth Goku sighs and gets up.

"Alright then, lets go."

Chi Chi watches them as they leave the kitchen her eyes on them the whole way and when they were out of sight Chi Chi jumps from her seat and follows behind them.

She peaks outside the kitchen door, listening to them.

"Well, Goku, I've had a really nice time." She says in that voice of hers. Suddenly her hand lifts and falls upon Goku's cheek. "But, we can make it even nicer." Her leg goes up around Goku's waist.

Chi Chi wanted so badly to jump out and chase down that little tramp and tear her from limb to limb. But she holds herself back, waiting to see what her husband would do. But she knew already what Goku would do. He would lower Rolanda and place those big beautiful lips of his on top of hers. Who could resist a woman such as she? Goten's couldn’t, not even Gohan who had a wife! So, what would stop Goku?

"Um, is something wrong Rolanda?" Goku questions.

She brings her face to his, her lids falling upon her eyes and her lips parting. She whispers something in his ear, something Chi Chi couldn't catch, all she could do was watch as her husband stood there listening intently. What was she saying?!

All of a sudden Goku grasps Rolanda's shoulders and throws her out the door.

"My wife is the best wife a man could ever have!" he shouts to her before slamming the door.

Chi Chi stands there dumbfounded, her eyes unblinking and mouth wide open. What did he just say? What just came out of his husbands mouth?

Goku turns around and he spots Chi Chi's head peaking out the door. He was smiling as if nothing had happened.

"Hey, Chi Chi!" he greets her.

Chi Chi steps out from her so-called little hiding place, her eyes watering up. A hand goes to her cheek and she purses her lips together.

"Honey, what's wrong?" Goku makes his way over to his wife. He looks down upon her into those big black glistening eye's of hers and it was as if he could understand everything for the first time. The only problem was that he didn't.

"Goku." she says in a trembling voice.

He doesn't answer her, instead he just draws her into his arms. Being held by him breaks Chi Chi loose and she begins to cry. She nuzzles her head in his chest and allows her tears to flow.

"Oh, Goku! I never knew that you cared for me. I thought for sure that you would cheat on me with that bimbo." she sobs.

Underneath her head Goku's chest began to bounce as he begins to chuckle. He hugs Chi Chi tighter as he continues laugh.

"Aw, honey, why would I do that? Looks don't matter, it's how good you can cook."

Like somebody turning off a faucet Chi Chi's tears cease. She pulls away from Goku and stares up at him angrily.

"So you only like me because I cook well?!" she shouts.

Realizing what he just said Goku covers his mouth, his eyes rounding.

"Um…"

"So if I didn't cook so well you probably would've ran off with that blonde slut, correct?!"

His head turns slightly and eyes the front door.

"Um…" he then makes his get away. "I almost forgot! I promised Vegeta I spar with him! Bye, honey." Swinging the door open he exits and then takes off into the air.

Chi Chi chases after him.

"And don't you dare come back here until you think of the real reason why you love me!" she shouts after him. "You better have some type of jewelry with you also! Roses wouldn't hurt either!"

Entering back into her house she slams and locks the door behind her. She then rushes into the kitchen to lock the back door also.

"Yeah, I know, I mean if it wasn't for the fact that Videl cooked so well, I don't think I still be married to her today." Gohan says with a laugh.

Chi Chi stops in her tracks and glares over at Gohan. Gohan knew that stare and he was frightened.

"M-mom…what's wrooooooooooooooo--"

In a blink of an eye Gohan was out the back door. She looks over at her last son, her nose flaring her eyes a blaze and she growls.

"Anybody else like a certain someone just because she can cook well?"

Gotens wasn't one to play around. He knew when his mom was really upset and that was one of those times. Jumping from his seat Gotens runs to the front door, letting himself out.

"That's what I thought." Chi Chi takes in a deep breath and then slowly releases it. She had to lock all the windows, but before she did that she had a few calls to a certain wife and girlfriend she had to make. None of her three men would have a nice warm place to go to tonight. She for one was going to make sure of that.