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FAQ's

Here are the frequently asked questions.

 

Q: Do you toss?

A: Only on Saturday nights if I am drunk and you are female. or I am in a jail in Matamoris.

Q: Why did you start the Spam movement on IRC?

A: Well, after a night of heavy drinking and kinky sex ( and the bestiality has never been proved ), I woke up and had a vision of Spam returning to earth on a flaming BBQ grill. And no, I don't think it was due to the clothes pins on my testicles.

Q: What are you going to do with the Spam movement?

A: Well, I have turned the buarocracy over to |^PAIN^|. As for me, I am going to use it to get sex.

Q: Are you sane?

A: That is the question I debate each day with the voices...... I know, I will tell them about you eventually.

Q: What is 2 + 2?

A: 126,000,000,0000,0000,000 X Pi to the 10th power - the defense budget of Vensualia / the cost of a Big Mac in Upper Botswana.

Q: Has Tracy ever tossed you?

A: Only when we were drunk in Cozumel. You know, the night with the chickens.

Q: What type of system do you have?

A: A really really fast one. it has a keyboard, trackball and everything. or is it two tin cans and a string?

Q: Are you really a sociopath?

A: Why do people keep bothering me?

 

Well, I hope this has cleared up some questions. If not.... Oh well.

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